Tag: India

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Indian hain
Maa: tou bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls.

Do sahailian ja rian see te ik doosree noon kaindee eh ke marad toot painrhain aurtaan noon kallean dekh lainrh te ainaan de kann karhe ho jande ne.peche ik manchala aa rea si,sun ke kehnda eh ke achaa tussi ainoon kann kaindian o...

TEEN DOOST BETHE SHARAB PEE RAHE HTE HEN UN MEN SE AIK PAKISTANEE HOTA HE AIK INDIAN OR AIK ANGRAIZ.TEENOON SAUDEE ARAB MEN HOTEE HEN. AIK DAFA TEENOON SHARAB PEE RAHE HOTEE HEN OR UN KO POLICE PAKER KER LE JATEE HE.UN KO 40 KOROON KEE SAZA SUNAYEE JATEE HE.
JAB WOH ANGRAIZ KO KOREE MARNE LAGTE HEN TO UN SE KEHTE HEN KEH APNEE KHREE KOAHISH BATAO. WOH KEHTA HE KEH MEREE KOAHISH HE KEH MEREE KAMER PER 1 TAKYA RAKH DO.WOH ISIS TARHA KERTE HEN OR PHIR KORE MARTE HEN LEKIN PHIR BHEE US KO BOHAT TAKLEEF HOTEE HE.
US KE BADD INDIAN KEE BAREE ATEE HE US SE BHEE US KEE AKHREE KOAHISH POOCHTE HEN WOH SOCHTA HE KEH ANGRAIZ NE AIK TAKYYA RAHKWAYA THA TO TAKLEEF HOYEE THEE MEN 2 RAKHWA DETA HOON. WOH YAHEE BATA HE US KEE KAMER PER DO TAKYE RAKH DETE HEN LEKIN PHIR BHEE US KO
BOHAT TAKLEEF HOTEE HE.
ABB BAREE ATEE HE PAKISTANEE KEE US KO KEHTE HEN KEH TUM MUSALMAN HO ISS LEYE APNEE DO AKHREE KOAHISH BATA SAKTE HO.PAKISTANEE UN SE KEHTA HE KEH MEREE PEHLEE KOAHISH YEH HE KEH MEREE KAMER PER 40 KEE BAJAYE 80 KOREE MAREE JAYEN OR DOOSREE YEH HE KEH MEREE KAMER
PER INDIAN KO LITA DEYA JAYE. US KEE DONONN KOHASISH POOREE KER DEE JATEE HEN OR YOON BECHARA INDIAN.............HAHAHAHAHHAHA

y-all doubt that our parents don-t know shit.. but you know what.. they no way more than you could even imagine! Take this for example.

Ashdeep invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn-t help but notice how pretty Ashdeep-s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the
two, and this had only made her more curious.


Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ashdeep and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom-s thoughts, Ashdeep volunteered, I now what you must be thinking, but I assure you,jeeti and I are just roommates.

""About a week later, jeeti came to Ashdeep saying,""Ever since your mother came to dinner, I-ve been unable to find the beautiful silver chutney jar. You don-t suppose she took it, do you?"" Well, I doubt
it, but I-ll email her, just to be sure.""
he sat down and wrote: Dear Mother, I-m not saying that you -did- take the chutney jar from my house, I-m not saying that you -did not- take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Ashdeep

Several days later, Ashdeep received an email from his Mother which read: Dear Son, I-m not saying that you -do- sleep with jeeti, and I-m not saying that you -do not- sleep with jeeti. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she wouldhave found the chutney jar by now. Love, Mom

--------------------------------------------- Lesson of the day
....Don-t Lie to Your Mother especially if she is Indian

aik dafa aik british, pakistani aur indian plane may ja rahay thay.. goray nay haath bahar nikala aur kaha ""roko roko mera mulk aa gya... mujhay thandi hawain lagi hain"" thori dair baad pakistani nay haath bahar nikala aur kaha ""roko roko mera mulk aa gya, mera haath minar e pakistan ko laga hay"" phir indian nay haath bahar nikala aur kaha "" roko roko mera mulk aa gya, meri ghari chori ho gai hay"" hahahahahahah

There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave.

He stopped and hollered into the cave... ""Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"" and then listened very closely until he heard the answer...""Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"" He then tore off his clothes and ran in to the cave.

The Polish fellow was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about, was that Indian goofy or something.

""No"", said the other Indian. ""It is mating time for us Indians and when you see a cave and holler, ""Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"", and get an answer back, that means that she is in there waiting for you.

Well, just about that time, the other Indian saw another cave. He took off and ran up to the cave, then stopped and hollered, ""Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"" When he heard the return, ""Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"", off came the clothes and into the cave he goes.

The Polack started running around the desert looking for a cave to find these women that the Indians had talked about. All of a sudden, he looked up and saw this great big cave.

As he looked in amazement, he was thinking, ""Man! Look at the size of that cave! It-s bigger then the ones that those Indians found. There must really be something really great in this cave!""

Well... he took-off up the hill at a super fast speed. He got in front of the cave and hollered, ""Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"" He was just tickled all over when he heard the answering call of, ""WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOOOO!!! Off came his clothes and, with a big smile on his face, he raced into the cave.


The next day in the newspaper the head lines read, Naked Polack Run Over By Freight Train!!

EK PLANE MAI BOHAT DIFFRENT TARAH K LOAG THAI EK INDIAN BOHAT DEIR SE SAB KI INSELT KAR RAHA THA AGAR ANGREZ KHTA K MERE COUNTRY KA ROSE ACCHA HAI TO WOH KEHTA K WOH ROSE SE TO MAI APNI POTY SAAF KAR K PHENK DOON...EK PATHAN BADI DEIR SE DEKH RAHA THA USSS NE INDIAN SE KAHA HUMARE COUNTRY MAI TO CACTUS BADA MASHOOR HAI AB KAR TU POTY SAAF....LOLZZ

Three Indians and three Pakistanis are traveling by train to a Cricket match at the World Cup in South Africa. At the station, the three Indians buy a ticket each and watch as the three Pakistanis buy just one ticket for them all.
""How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?"" asks one of the Indians. ""Watch and learn,"" answers one of the Pakistanis.
They all board the train. The Indians take their respective seats but all three Pakistani cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, ""Ticket please."" The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Indians see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decide to copy the Pakistani style on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for three on the return trip.
To their astonishment, the Pakistanis don-t buy ticket at all!! ""How come are you going to travel without a ticket?"" says one perplexed Indian. ""Watch and learn,"" answers a Pakistani.
When they board the train the three Indians cram into one toilet and soon after the three Pakistanis cram into another nearby toilet. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Pakistanis leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Indians are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, ""Ticket please."" The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The Pakistani takes the ticket and goes in their toilet.

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH