Tag: Doctor

Doctor's prescription for u.
A cute little smile for breakfast.
More laughs for lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor's fee?
?
?
An sms when u r free.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

DOCTOR NY MAREEZ KA CHECK UP KARTY HOOY(GHUSAY SY KAHA)GHUZAB KHUDA KA,MERY PASS AAB AYAAY HO!MUJH SY PEHLY KISEE DOCTOR KO DIKHAYA THA?
MAREEZ NY KHA:-JEE NAHIN MAIN MEDICAL STORE WALY K PASS GEYA THA.
DOCTOR:- KIYA BY WAQOOUFI KKE BAAT HAI MEDICAL STORE WALA DOCTOR KAISY HO SAKTA HAI?US NY TUMHAIN KIYA AHMAQANA MUSHWARA DIYA?
MAREEZ:- JEE US NY MUJHY AAP K PASS BHAIJ DIYA.
HA HA HA !!!!!!!HOO HA HA HA !HA HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KAISA LAGA MAIL K ZAREY AAGHA KE JEYE GA. & FRIENDS K LIYE MERY FRIEND SHIP K DARWAZY 24HRS KHULY HAIN.

MAREEZ(DOCTOR SY):- JINAB MUCHER MARNY KA KOI AASAN TAREEQA BATAIN?
DOCTOR:- SUB SY PEHLY MACHER KO PAKRO.PHIR IS KY PAIT MAIN GUD GUDY KARO JAB MUCHER HANSNY KY LIYE MOONH KHOLY TOH USH KY MOON MAIN MERY DE HOOI DAWA DALOO.
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HA HA HA!!!!!!!HO HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!

An apple a day keeps the Doctor away ,if the Doctor is Lady keep the apple away

kash main doctor hota or kartha kam hakimo ka kash main doctor hota or kartha kam hakima ka or nabzka bana sa pakartha hath haseeena ka

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