Tag: Death

Wat will i do if god gives me 24 hrs before death?
I will be with u 23 hrs. now u r thinking wat abt d last hr,
in tht hour i will search someone 2 care 4 U..

Death is not the greatest loss in life,
The greatest loss is when the goodness dies inside us
While we are alive! Gud Day!

Death is not the greatest loss of life.
The greatest loss is that
when relationship dies between us
while we are Alive.

2 b loved is da bst,
2 fall in love is a curse.
2 b alne is unbearable,#2 fnd ur true love is a dream,
2 b aprt frm ur love is painful,
2 lose da 1 u love is death.

When a man died, his grieving widow put the
usual death notice in the paper, but added
that her husband had died of gonorrhea.

No sooner were the papers delivered than a
good friend of the family phoned and
complained bitterly, ""You know very well that
he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea.""

Replied the widow, ""I nursed him night and
day, so of course I knew that he died of
diarrhea. But, I thought it would be better for
posterity to remember him as a great lover
rather than the big shit he always was...""

There was this case in the hospital-s Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even
thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could
solve the mystery... as to Why the death at 11am?

So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil... Just then the clock struck 11... scroll down for what happened...

Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner!

Do you believe in life after death? a boss asked one of his employees.
Yes sir said the clerk, I do!
That--s great, said the boss. Because yesterday, after you left to go to your grandmother--s funeral, she came by to see you!
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