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Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL

To improve exam system,
same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit, that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no invigilator in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.

6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers written

Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL

To improve exam system,
same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit, that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no invigilator in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.

6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers written

In A Cricket Ground..

Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U Stil Sitting?

Santa:
Oye Yaar..
I Am Waitin For Highlights!

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20'

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play ' No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders ' To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out ' Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over ' Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)

Lets check ur I Q level..
Two batsman on 94 each,7 runz reqd fr victory,last wckt,3balls..
How wil both the playerz make centuries??
Reply if u R Intelligent!

At the start of the Indian innings(280 required for a win),
Ganguly to Ramesh ""I am not comfortable with Akhtar-s pace. So I
will attack Akram and u take care of Akhtar.""

After 4 overs(with hardly any runs on the board),
Ramesh to Ganguly ""These guys are bowling very fast. We will see
them off and then attack Mahmood and Saqlain.""

After 13 overs(when Azhar Mahmood and Saqlain were bowling),
Ganguly to Dravid ""I don-t think we can score off these guys as
well. We will wait for Arshad Khan and Shahid Afridi. Surely we can easily
attack them. After all, Shahid Afridi is a part-time bowler.""

After Afridi bowled some overs,
Dravid to Robin Singh ""Don-t worry, Robin. I heard that England
bowlers are easier to score off. We will play out 50 overs and attack in the
next match.""

At the end of the match,
Joshi to Mongia ""Why didn-t u try to force the pace?""

Mongia to Joshi ""No, yaar. If I try to force the pace against these
bowlers, I will get out. There is only one way by which I can score runs fastly without getting out.""

Joshi to Mongia ""What is it?""

Mongia to Joshi "" You have to bowl to me.""

Santa n Banta were watchin a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai

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You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that`s in the side that`s in goes out, and when he`s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he`s out. When they are all out, the side that`s out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!








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