Yaad

ek dafa ek admi doodh waale ke paas dhoodh lene aata aur kehta bhai sahab jo mai ne kal doodh liya tha woh bara khata tha to doodh waala bolta hai haan bhai sahab kal gaaaye (cow)ne ghalti se neembo khaliya tha

aap ke dar par sanam hazaar baar aain gaye
aap ke dar par sanam hazaar baat aain gaye
ghante bajainm gaye aur bhaag jayein gaye

zamane ke der se tere tasweer toilet mein chupa rakhe hai
dedaar ho tera baar baar us lea julaab ke gole khaa rakhe hai

1 bewi aapna shohar sa baot tang thi wo roz us sa kehti thie ka log ya kerta hain awr wo kerta hain 1 tum ho ka nakamma ho ma na kal 1 aadmi ko dekha hai wor ur raha thaw, shohar us ki tasalli ka lia kehta hai wo to ma he tahw, bewi foran boli tabbi ma samji ya tera tera ku ur raha hai

Tumko Dekha To Khayal Aaya
Tumko Dekha To Khayal Aaya
Ki Paglon K Stock Main Naya Maal Aaya

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Ek Admi Ki @ Biwiyan Apass Mein Lar Rahi Hooti Hai...Pheli Kehti Hai Ajj Bhud(WEDNESDAY) Hai...Dosri kehti Hai Nahi Ajj Jumerat(Thursday) Hai...In Ka Shohar Ata Hai...In ko larta Dek Ker Kehta Hai...Mein Kiya Pagal Ka Bacha Hon Jo Jummai(Firday) Ki Namaz Per Ker Araha Hon...

once a fool asked from a fool who are you?
a fool replied i am a fool.then the fool asked the same quetion from the other fool that who are you that fool replied that i am also a fool because i am waisting my time with a fool asking such foolish questions.

aik sardaar apne dost se yaar hamari gaon mai bari kothi hai us mai aik khaas baat hai wo khaas baat yeh hai ke us mai theen swimming pool hain dost heraangi se theen pool haan yaar aik pool mai garam paani sardiyon mai banda garam paani se nahaye doosre pool mai thanda paani garmion mai banda thande paani se nahaye tho dost yaar teesara pool? wo kiss lia? sardaarji wo pool khaali hai dost wo kuen yaar kabhi nahi bhi nahane ka dil karta.

aik dafa kissi ne aik aadmi se poocha ke app ka naam kutta kuen hai or kis ne rakha hai app plz apna name change kar lo mughe bilkul pasand nahi hai or phir doosra aadmi bola bhai app ka naam kia hai tho dosra bola by the way mera naam kutti hai

Bhikhari : bhikhari bhik mangte rahta hai o sahab g 50 paise ya 1 rupya de do to.
Sheth : sheth g apna hath pocket me dalta hai bolta hai aaj chutta nahi hai kal le lena.
Bhikhari : O sheth g main kisi ka udhar rakhta nahi huin.