Yaad

ek admi ka ke haat kata tha woh bohat tang agaya tha us ne socha ma to aaj world trade center se chalang maar doo ga magar jab woh world trade center par chara to us na deekah ke ek aur admi jis ke dono haat katay thay woh dance kar raha ha woh bohat haran hoowa us ne poocha admi se jis ke do haat katay tha ke aap dance kio kar rahay ho us na jawab dia kon kafir dance kar raha ha ma to kharish karnay ki koshish karaha hoo ```````````he he heh he

ali ka english ka parer tha ali ke papa {dad}(father) na ali ko english ke paper ki tayari karwai sab kuch ali ko yaad ho gaya magar jab essay (mazmoon) ki baari aye to us ke papa na ali se kaha saray essay ek jesay hootay ha to ma aap ko my friend yaad kar wa deta ho ali na my friend yaad kia aur soow gaya jab suba howi ali paper de kar aya us ke papa na poocha ali paper keisa diya ha ali na jawab diya atcha diya ha papa na kaha laa kar dekawo ali paper laya jab us ke papa ne question papre parha to us ma my father ka essay tha papa na kaha ma na to aap ko my father ka essay yaad he nahee karwaya ali na kaha aap na he to bola tha ke saray esay ek jesay hotay ha ma na likh diya papa na kaha kia likha ha ali na kaha i have many father but i like fahad he always come to my house we study togather &play with each other my mother like him very much a father in need is a father is in deed ~~~~~he he he he

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

ek kanjoos admi gana khata hua ja raha tha
to us ke peeche doosra choosa hua gana jo ke zameen per para tha woh utha ker khata hua jata, pehla kanjoos kehta hai, yeh dekho kitna kanjoos hai, mera khaya hua phir kha raha hai, dosra kanjoos kehta hai, bara kanjoos to tu hai, jo zara ras bhi nahi chori

ak bacha apni ammi say kahta hay ammi hamra jo nokar hay na arshad woh mase zarina ki kamur mai hath dal kar khara tha.ammi gusay mai kahthi hain sharm nahi bilkul bachoun kai samnai ase harkatein abhi ja kar batate houn ammi jaisay hi janay lagthi hain .bacha kahtha hay ammi april foofl april fool woh nokar arshad nahi woh th abu thy.......

Aik Banriya apni Maan se: Ami mein itni Kali or Badsoorat kiun hoon . Maan Beta Khuda ka shukar ada kia ker or us ko dekh jo is waqt yeh messege per raha he.....HA HA HA

Why did the merm cross the road?





....................................................MERM!!!!!!!!

aik bacha or us ka abu cycle per ja rehay hotay hain rastay main cycle ke huwa nikel jati hai us ka bu bachay say kehta hai jao gher or apni ammi say kehna kay pump dain cycle ke huwa nikel gayi hai bacha gher jata hai or ammi sasy kehta hai ammi ammi abu ke huwa nikel gayi hai pump day dain

Aik bewakoof nay riksha driver say poocha : Kion bhai Sadar chalo gay kia .
Driver bola : Kion nahi janab tashreef rakhain janab
Bewakoof riksha main beth gaya .Sadar ponch kar bewafook nay driver say kiraya malom kia . Kitna bill bana .
Driver:Janab 10 rupe.
Bewakoof nay foran 5 rupe nikal kar driver ko deye aur chal deya .
Driver nay us ko aawaz di aur bola janab ye to 5 rupe hain .
Bewakoof aakhain phar kar bola .Kia tum mujh ko bewakoof samajh tay ho , Maray sath tum bhi to riksha main bathay ho
tumhara bill kon dayga.