Yaad

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, Hey! what are you doing?
The monkey says, Smoking a joint, come up and have some.
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is --dry-- and is going to get adrink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, What--s the matter with you?
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, Hey you!
The Monkey looks down and says, Faaaaaaark dude.......how much water did you drink?!

ek aeroplane takeoff k liye ready ho raha hota hai to pilot mic se kehta hai k app log apni apni seat belt band lein yeh keh kar woh mic rakhta hai aur mic ko off karna bhool jata hai aur apnay app se kehta hai k abh main coffee pion gah aur phir airhostess k saath batain karoon gah yeh baat airhostess sun kar bhagti hai k pilot ko chup karaye kyunki speaker main awaaz arahi hoti hai to woh airhostess ek aadmii se takra tii hai to wah aadmi kehta hai k itni jaldi bhi kia hai abhi to woh coffe bhi piye gah :):):):):) thanks

AIK BANDAR KA BACHA APNI MAA SAYMAA MAY ITNA BADSURAT KION HOONMAAKHUDA KA SUKAR KARO OSAY DEAKHO JO YEH MESSAGE PER RAHA HAY(SORRY 4 ENJOY)

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ga ki ku ka ka ku
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Congratulations!

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u have sucessfully

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Monkey Language.

Please come to the Zoo

and collect your

Certificate

Immediately!!

ek adhmi ko apni fazool khrchi ka eshaas hoa tou us na bachet kerna ka faisla kiya chunacha us roz woh office sa gher jana ka liya bus mai jana ka bajay bus ka pichay bhaghta hova phoncha or hanpta hova wife sa bola aj mai gher tak bus ka pichay dhorta hova aaya is tera ek rupa ka bachet hoghay (wife na gussa sa kha)ek rupa ka bachet bhi koi bachet hovi agher kisi texi ka pichay dhorta hova aata tou pura 10 rupa ki bachet hoti

ek dost ( dosra dost sa) mera dho bacho kaa name abdul karim or dosra ka afzal karim hai abb tum bataoo teesra ka kiya naam rakho tou dosra dost bolta hai apna teesra bacha ka naam ice cream rakh lo haahahahhahah!!!!!

teacher nay student sawal kia dolat or mehnat may kia fark haystudent nay jawab diajo rakam hum batoor karz day tay hain wo dolat hay or isay wapis lay nay k liay jotay catkhatay hain wo mhenat hay

AIK KHARGOSH ROZ LOHAR KI DOKAN PAY JA KAR TANG KAR TA OR KHETA GAJAR HAY.AIK DIN LOHAR KO GOSA AGIA OS NAY KHARGOSH KAY DAANT TOR DIAY DOSRAY DIN KHARGOSH PHIR AYA OR KHENAY LAGA GAJAR KA JOOS HAY .

why do mice have long tails? well,they--d look silly with long hair!