Special Jokes from Nasir Shahzad

The biggest shithead and the person in command
can generally be shot with the same bullet.

A little boy was asked at school what his dad
did for a living. The boy replied by saying My
daddy eats light bulbs.

The teacher asked him how his father eats the
light bulbs.

The boy replied, I don--t know, but I walked
past mommy and daddy--s room last night and I
heard daddy say, ?honey if you--ll turn off
that light, I?ll eat it?.

What is the difference between a lawyer
and a sperm cell? I don--t know. But
I--ll tell you what--s the same. They
both have a million to one chance of
becoming a human being.

I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons,

I--m a Hindu and living with him is hell.