Kiss

Aik Chota larka hota hai usko cheez chaiyeh hoti hia aut us ko mumi ghar per nahi hoti ,wo bahir jata hai aur shop waley ko kehta hai app mujhey yeh cheez dodo meri mumi appko paisay dedey gi. Tu woh shop wala kehta hai bachey ko kei app mujhey aik kiss dedo mei app ko yeh cheez dedata hoon,tu woh bacha kehta hai kei yeh b app ko meri mumi dey gi ... hehheheh ;)

when u kiss a BRITISH girl she says KISS ME HARD,when u kiss a AMERICAN girl she says KISS ME SLOW,when u kis a PAKISTANI girl she says KISSI NU DASSI NA

Girl: If u--ll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi?

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga 03004512431

Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han
Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne ?






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On wife?s bday ,husband had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.