joke

a woman was going to die and she said to her husband what whould u do when i would die he said tht i would go mad when u will die she said will u marry an other woman so his husband reply a mad man can do anything

Mother:Beta dhoop main khade kiya kar rahe ho
Son:Ammi paseena sukha raha hooon

ek pati aankhein band karke mirror ke samne khada tha to..
Patni:-kyon aankhe band karke khade ho aaine ke saamne
Pati:-chup baith main nind hota hoo to kaisa lagta hoo dekh raha hoo

If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
It--s your stupidity.

A soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote
breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together
and sent them to her with a note stating the following:
--Regret cannot remember which one is you ... please keep your photo and return the others.--

Son ; Dad have you ever been to Egypt.
Dad ; no son , but why are u asking this question to me
SON; then were did you bought mummy.

A man wanted to kill him self and he went to his farind and said:
how can I kill myself, his friend said Hang yourself.
The next day his friend saw him alife and asked are you still alive?
The man said I handed myself and I was almost to die.

ek din ek chor rat gaye kissie kay ghar main chory karnay jata hai
ghar ka malik so raha hota hai chor issay utha kar pochta hai kay sona kahan hai?
malik makan soye huaye jawab dayta hai kay YAR SARA GHAR KHLAI PADA HAI JAHAN MANRZY SO JAO.........LOLLZZZZ.............

dark were those days without ur sight
when i was in darkness u gave me light
u gave me strength u make my life bright
thank u so much PHILIPS TUBE LIGHT