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shahjahan nay TAJ mehal ke her dewaar ko dekha...her farash ko dekha..her khirki say jhanq ker dekha..aur bola..MAA KASAM BOHAT KHARCHA KO GAYA

Ek lardke ne uske pappa se pucha: Pappa aap kahan paida hua the?
Pappa: Main Banglore main paida hua tha.
Phir lardke ne pacha pappa se: Mummy kahan paida hui theen?
Pappa ne jawab diya: Woh Hyderabad mein hui theen.
Phir se lardke ne pucha: Main kahan paida hua tha???
Pappa: Tum baita Delhi main paida hua the.
Phir bache ne pocha (masoomiyat se): Phir hum mile kaise???

Ek admi kay pass two parrots hotay hain.ek parrot ahr waqt sajday main rahta hai aur dosera parrot tasbi patrta rahta hai.iss admi kay hamsay kay pass ek female parrot hoti hai JO BOHAT HI SHARARTI HOTI HAI.har waqt kisi ko tang karti rahti hai.Female parrot wala admi apnay hamsay say kahta hai kah aap mera parrot apnay parrots kay pass rakh lain taikah woh bhi aap kay parrotski tarah sharif ho ay .Woh kahta hai kah theak hai.lehaza male parrots wala admi female parrot ko apnay ghar lay ata hai .woh female parrot ko male parrot kay cage main rakh deta hai.jaisay hi male parrots female parrot ko dekhta hai jo tasbih parta rahta hai woh apni tasbi door phank kar sajday paray huay parrot say kahta hai uth yaar apni dua qabool hoo gai hai.

ik larka hota hai wo nokri laynay jata hai wahan par oska interview hota hai interview wala banda os ay puch ta hai . kay ap ko kia chahiyah . wo kaita hai ik gari,ik ghar , ik noka... phir os ko interview walay khatayhain k bahi hum ap ko ik ki jaga 2car dayin gay or ik gahr k bajii hum ap ko 2 ghar dain gay or ik nokar ki jaga 2nokar daygay wo jo banda nokari laynay atta hai wo kay ta hai sahab q mazaq kar rahay ho wo khata hai phlay shooro kay nay kia tha

ik riksha vala raat ko bohat sari savariyan le kar jaa raha hota hai to samne se aik police vala keh ta hai keh rok oye rok rikshe diyaan letan (headlight) hai nayi riksha vala pichhe ho ja rishe diya brekan vi hai nayi

Ek admi bus ke intezaar mein tha.
Dosra admi: (Card batate howe) kya aap yeh pata mujhe bata sakte hain?
Pehla admi: Main nahi janta.
Dosra admi: (Card dekhate howe) please! bata dijiye na.
Pehla admi: Sidhe sidhe jao wahan tumhe theen raste dekhae denge. pehla rasta chod do, dosra rasta chod do aur teesre raste par jao. kuch doori par wahan tumhe theen buildings dekhae dengi. pehli chod do, dosri chod do aur teesri main jao. is building ki theen floors hain. pehli chod do, dosri chod do, teesri mein jao, wahan theen rooms dekhae denge, pehla chod do, dosra chod do, teesre room mein jao, wahan theen almariyan dekhae dengi, pehli chod do, dosri chod do aur teesri khool lo is mein ek important kitaab hai. Main is ke uppar haath rak kar kasam khata hoon ke mujhe yeh pata nahi maloom hai.

jab tum hansate ho tou lagta hai k insaan pehlay bandar tha dekhho jaan ghussa matt hona kyoonkay jab tum ghussa hotay ho tou lagta hai k insaan aaj b bandar hai

helo helo mera leloo salam bolo bolo apne kholo zaban dekho dekho khol kay dekho apne ankhen kitna bara ha mera dil

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