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aik kuta apnai bachey ko dhonta dhonta aik gher kai pass aker khata hojata hai .itnai main wahan sai aik aur kuey ka guzar hota hai .woh pochta hai bhai yahan kiyon khatey hoo,kuta kehta hai bhai mera bacha ghum gaya hai main ussai dhond raha hoon,to woh doosra kuta kehta hai yeah kiya tareeqa hai bacha dhondnai ka tum to yahan khatey hoo,woh kuta kehta hai kai baat drasal yeah hai kai ander do admmi ladh raha hain aik kehta hai to kutey ka bacha .doosra kehta hai to kutey ka bacha .ab jo kutey ka bcha mana jayega main usko sath laiker chala jayoonga

Aik pathaan tha wo sciencedaan tha...;)

ek dafa ek larki dukaan per gai or uss ny kaha k lipton di cha hi gi . dokaandaar ny kahaa menu ty nai tenu hi gi ty aa k lipat ja.

ake admi rate ko sota ha to hawab main dakta ha kie wo apne bakroin ko bach raha ha wo kahta ha kie main 1000 main don ga lane wala kahta ha ke main 500 main lon ga achanake us kie anke kul jate ha per wo anke band kar kie kahta ha chalo tum per 500 he da do

ek musalman hota hai ek hindu hota hai or ek khusra hota hai teeno jahaaz mai hote hai k achaanak jahaz kharab ho jata hai or koodna perta hai musalman YA ALLAH keh ker kood jata hai hindu ram raam ker k kood jata hai akhir mai khusra koodta hai or kehta hai mai UDDI UDDI JAWAN HAWAA DE NAAL
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy--s lap...
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Suhagrat k time darwazaey per dastak hoti hai
To dulahn bhag ker perdey k peechey chup jati hai
Husband:kia hua?
Dulhan:mujhey laga police ki raid per gai...

aries_usman@hotmail.com
kyun_bata0@yahoo.com
0300-4383274

Suhagrat k time darwazaey per dastak hoti hai
To dulahn bhag ker perdey k peechey chup jati hai
Husband:kia hua?
Dulhan:mujhey laga police ki raid per gai...
aries_usman@hotmail.com
kyun_bata0@yahoo.com
0300-4383274

tutor:write ur father,s name in English?
student:his name is BEAUTIFUL RED UNDERWEAR
tutor:r u joking?
student:no sir his name is SUNDER LAL CHADDA
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dad to his son;wat do u want,de gift 4 ur birthday?????
son;not much dad just a radio with a sports car arround it........