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These are actual instruction labels on
consumer goods:
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that-s the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it-s -just- a suggestion!)
On Tesco-s Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the
box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let-s experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn-t that save more time?)
(Whose body?)
On Boot-s Children-s cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction
accidents if
we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the
translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I-m curious.)
On Sainsbury-s peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you-ve tried this...)
On a child-s Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That-s right, destroy a universal
childhood
belief.)
consumer goods:
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that-s the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it-s -just- a suggestion!)
On Tesco-s Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the
box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let-s experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn-t that save more time?)
(Whose body?)
On Boot-s Children-s cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction
accidents if
we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the
translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I-m curious.)
On Sainsbury-s peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you-ve tried this...)
On a child-s Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That-s right, destroy a universal
childhood
belief.)
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