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Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them

could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas....

The man at the other end replies One second sir... and Laloo immediately replies thank you and puts the phone down.........

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine..... His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, What are you doing? The little boy answered, I--m doing my math homework, Mom. And this is how your teacher taught you to do it? the mother asked. Yes, he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, What are you teaching my son in math? The teacher replied, Right now, we are learning addition. The mother asked, And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four? After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four

eik din iosama nay big b say pocha hru,big b nay kaha kabhei khusi kabhei ghum,phir big b nay iosama say pocha hru,tu iosama nay kaha kabhei gola kabhei baamm haaaaaaaaaaaaaa