Diplomatic Kiss

A DIPLOMATIC KISS!!!!

General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Aishwarya Rai & Margaret Thatcher, are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel
and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound smooooch <<...OLE_Obj...>> and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel.
Both women and Gen Musharraf are sitting there looking perplexed.
Vajpayee is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Thatcher is thinking:

These Indians are all crazy after Aishwarya. Vajpayee must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

Aishwarya is thinking:

Vajpayee must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped.

Vajpayee is thinking:

Damn it, Musharraf must have tried to kiss Aishwarya, she must have thought it was me and slapped my face.

Musharraf is thinking:

If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Vajpayee again.!!!!!!!!