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Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U--ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I--ll drink poison n let lion eat me.

Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao

There were 4 professors of Psychology, waiting for a train to come. Just then the train arrived and all the 4 professors rushed inside, only to realize that the train will depart after an hour. While wait at the railway platform, sipping the cup of tea, they started a discussion and did not realize the time.



One of the professors realized that the train has started moving and he ran and he caught the train. Seeing this, the second professor too caught the train. Seeing the second professor catch the train, the third one somehow managed to catch the pole of the last compartment and was able to catch the running train.



And the train, left the station. The fourth professor was left high and dry and the train departed. He started crying vehemently, ?I missed my train, I missed my train.? One passerby asked him why he was crying so loud and reassured him that after 20 minutes, one more train would come and go to the same destination where he had to go. And this professor said, ?It was me who had to travel in that train, the three professors who had caught the train had actually come to see me off.?

har kalli tumse khushboo udhaar mange
aaftab tumse noor udhaar mange
rab kare tum dosti aisi nibhahoo
kai log mujh se tumhari dosti udhaar mange


kia karo gay hum dard mando say mil ker
phool bhi murja gaye kantoo say juda ho ker

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IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE LET HIM FREE IF HE COMES BACK HE IS YOURS IF HE NEVER COMES BACK HE HAS SOMEONE ELSE....

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE LET HIM FREE IF HE COMES BACK HE IS YOURS IF HE NEVER COMES BACK HE HAS SOMEONE ELSE....

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tu nae kehta ha 15 rs tumhare bal dondane ke o-r 15 katne ke
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Question : Sabse jyada sardar kahan miltey hein
Answer : jokes mein