SARDAR JEE

An Ass behind another Ass, behind that I and behind me the whole Nation. A sardar jee making his kid understand the spelling of Assassination.....

ok now this is really funny. read this very carefully.
ONCE A SARDAR(SIKH) CLIMBED UP A TREE BVUT COULDNT GET DOWN. HE STAYS THERE 4 A LONG TIME BUT ALL OV A SUDDEN HE LOOKS AT ANOTHER SARDAR(SIKH) COMMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE. SO HE YELLS 4 HELP. THAT SARDAR COMES 4 HELP AND GIVES A ROPE TO THE OTHER SARDAR AND ASKS HIM TO TIE IT ON HIS WASTE. SO HE DOES AS HE HAD BEEN TOLD .THEN HE PULLS HIM DOWN REALLY HARD. AND THE GUY FALLS DOWN AND DIES. HE SAYS""OOPS I JUST SAVED A GUY-S LIFE THE SAME WAY YESTERDAY MY THROWING THE ROPE INTO THE WELL AND PULLING HIM OUT.(LOL)
I KNOW ITS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

one sardar jee was not sleeping with her wife these days because some where he came to know that it is not good to sleep with a married woman.

aik sardar jee aik khatoon ko cycle per leja rahe thei dusray sardar jee un se khetain o sardar jee mehbooba ko leke kithe ja rahe ho?
sardar jee khetain hein oye mehbooba hogi teri meri to behn hai

aik dafa eik sardar,musalman,english aeroplane mein jaatey hoi gandi baatein kar rahay hotay hain to air hostess un ko mana karti hai woh mana nahin hotay to air hostess un say bahar janay ko kehti hai sab sey pehlay sardar jee bahar nikaltey hain to dhoti phool jaati araam say neechay jaatey hain phir musalman ki qamees phool jati hai woh bhi araam say neechay utarta hai english nay pent coat pahna hota hai woh tezi say neechay jata or sardar jee kay pass say guzarta hua kehta hai ""i am winning!i am winning!"" sardar jee say raha nahin jata woh wazan mein ziada hotey hain dhoti utartey hain or tezi say neechay girtey hain or english kay pass say guzartey huay kehtey hain ""now i am winning!now i am winning""

Ek dafa Ek Sikh Sardar Jee train me safer kar rahe they.Rastey mey ek aurat ne ap se bari jaldi mein phoocha key ""Sardar jee pishab karne de jaga te dasso"" Sardar Jee bole ""nahi pheley tusi dasoo""

aik Jaga Kuch Log Sar Jee Kee Pitai Karahe Hotay Hain magar Sardar jee Zor Zor Say Hanstay Jatey Hain , Log Jama Hotay hain aur Sardar jee say aik shuks Kheta hai kay Sradar Jee Tun Pagal Tau Nahee , Kay Yeh Log Tujhey Mar Rahey Hain Aur Tun Hansai Jarah Hai,
Sardar Jee XZor Say Hanstay Huvay Jawab Daytay Hain Kay Pagal Main Nahee Pagal Tau Yeh Log Hain, Kyoon Kay Main Woh Admi Hee nahi Jisay Yeh Marna Chahtay Hain

AIK DIN SARDAR JEE APNI BEHAN(SISTER) KAY SATH BAZAR SE JA RAHE THAY PASS SE GUZARTAY HOWAY LADKON NE KAHA KAH ""O HO SARDAR JEE -AAJ TAY YAARAN NAL HO-SARDAR JEE KAHTAY HAIN -OYAY YAAR HOAY GE TUWADI SADI TAY BAHAN HAI-.

AIK DIN SARDAR JEE APNI BEHAN(SISTER) KAY SATH BAZAR SE JA RAHE THAY PASS SE GUZARTAY HOWAY LADKON NE KAHA KAH ""O HO SARDAR JEE -AAJ TAY YAARAN NAL HO-SARDAR JEE KAHTAY HAIN -OYAY YAAR HOAY GE TUWADI SADI TAY BAHAN HAI-.

eik Sardar apni girlfriend ko kehta hai k raat ko merey ghar anaa koi bhi nahi ho gaa merey ghar. raat ko sardar jee ki girlfriend jab sardarjee k ghar jati hai tu wahaan koi bhi nahi hota . . sardar jee bhi nahi .. .. .

Aik dafa Aik sardar jee Chae main Chamach hila Hila kar thak gaee liken Chaee Methe Nahee Hoee Chai Pene Kay baad sardar Jee Boley Waqai agar Chai main Cheene na Hoo to Chai Ka Maza naheen aata Chamach Jitna Hila Lo Chai Methe Naheen hotee