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I love you more than all the stars in the sky.
I love you more as each moment
passes us by.
I love you more with every breath I take.
I love you more with each promise we make.

where were you born ?
Sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

Do sehalian (friends) aik nalkay se paani bharnay k liay gayin kisi baat per un ka aapis main jagra ho gia or wo aik doosray ko gaali dene lagin aik ne kaha k tumahari shaadi langray se ho doosri ne kaha tumahari shaadi kaany se ho achanak udder se aik kana or aik langra aa gia doono larkon ne kaha kia khial hai rukain ya chalaay jain
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IN INTERVIEW, A SARDAR WAS ASKED ----WHO--S MONICA SELES?
SARDAR; TENNES PLAYER.........
INTERVIEWER; OK & WHO--S MONICA LEWINSKI?
SARDAR; PENIS PLAYER.

Aik dafa sardar ji apni behain ke saath kahin ja rahe they peche se awaz aiOYE MASHOKE le ker kahaan nikle?
SARDAR ne guse se kahaOYEmashoka ho gi teri meri to behain
hai.Ha ha ha ha........................

aik choha dosre chohe se,yaar koi aisi tarqeeb btaoo ke mera naam genez book main aa jaie,
dosra choha: To phir tum billi se shadi ker lO........HA ha ha ha ha ha ha h

Aik dafa aik sardar apni mashooka k gher k baher beth ker us k gam me susu ker rha tha.achnak mashooka ne usy dekh lia.jab us ne sardar se pocha k tum ye kia ker rhy ho to sardar ne jwab dia k main tumhary gamm me itna pagal ho gya hon k ansooo bhi jga bdal bdal ker nikal rhy hain.

It--s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.


It--s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

In an interview 2 asked by moin khan--s wife.
Wedding night ko kya hua tha?
She replied: kuch nai moin bed k peechhe khade ho gae aur kehte rahe
shawa waseem bhai
shawa......

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