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Whan i call u, 1 ring means i-- m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i--m missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTHA!

qadam qadam peh hawa ki disha ka khayal rakhna..
mushkil samay main bhi dosti ko yad rakhna...
hamari yadon ki khushboo zaroor ayay gi....
bus tum apni nak saaf rakha

aik sardar Englang gaya, wahan us ka garma khane ko dil chaha, us ne socha keh garmi ko HEAT kehte hain, is hisab se garma HEATA kehlae ga, woh aik store main jata hai or sales girl se kehta hai PLEASE GIVE ME ONE HEATA. sales girl ne yeh word pehle nahen suna hota, woh dictionary main check karne lag jati hai ke akhir HEATA kis chez ka nam hai, kafi der dictionary check karne ke bad sardar se kehti hai ke aap ki matlooba chez hamare store main nahen hai, sardar store se bahir aa raha hota hai to us ko aik dost mil jata hai, woh bhi sardar hota hai, woh kehta hai ke sardar jee, main is store main HEATA lene aya tha, in ke pas hai hi nahen, dosra sardar bola, yar yeh loag bare nalaiq hain, kal main in ke store main COLDA (sarda) lene aya tha in ke pas woh bhi nahen tha....!

Once a sardar--s son asked him, Bapu jee! ik jumle di angrezi tan dasso. Sardar asked, Oay main matric paas aan, puch putra jo puchna ae. Son asked, kam hoya, fair hoya, te fair honda hi gaya. Sardar, Puttar very simple, work done, and done, and done dana dan dan.

Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can--t. I ran out of film

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What--s Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What--s Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaad

Amratsar main do sardar sath sath ke gharon main rehte thay, un ke samne wale ghar main aik bacha rehta tha jo un ko bohot tang karta tha. Aik dafa ittefaq se donon sardaron ne -Ghora- khareda, aik ne dosre se kaha ke donon ghoron ki height barabar hai, kion na koi nishani laga dain takeh confusion na ho, aik sardar ne apne ghoray ki dum kat di, bacha chup kar dekh raha tha, us ne moqa pa kar dosre ghore ki bhi dum kat di. Sardaron ne jab dekha ke donon ghoron ki dum kati hui hai to un ko bohot ghussa aya, unhon ne socha ke aik ghoray ke kaan kat dete hain, jab aik ke kaan kat diay to baad main bachay ne moqa pa kar dosre ke bhi kaan kaat diay. is dafa to sardaron ko bara hi ghussa aya aur bole ke ab to koi achi si nishani donon ghoron pe laga kar hi chorain ge. Akhir kafi soch bichar ke bad aik sardar ko idea aa hi gaya, bola, -- oay sardar jee! nishani laan noon chaddo paraan... kala wala tohada te chitta wala mera...

Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se bahut darti hai.
Banta: Achaa, wo kaise?
Santa: Kal mein jab ghar gaya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard ke saath baithi thi,
Hahahahahah

Meaning of Friendship : -

F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I--------INTELLIGENT
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S--------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I--------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL

You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always...