SMS
Sms / Marital Woes
Yousuf Ahmed
Sardar G
Pehla sardar:tum nay apni bawi ko talaq kyun di.Dosra sardar:woh bad character thi shadi mujh say ki aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi
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Mar 01, 2015 at 18:03
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Missing You
Shahid Siddiqui
Haso Khulkar 1
Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. He didn--------t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!
Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work over-time!
Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see time fly!
Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?
A. Jell-o!
Q. When do you stop at green and go at red?
A. When you--------re eating a watermelon!
Q. How did the farmer mend his pants?
A. With cabbage patches!
Q. Why don--------t they serve chocolate in prison?
A. Because it makes you break out!
Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
A. Mockaroni!
Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?
A. He has a lot of ketchup time!
A. He didn--------t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!
Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work over-time!
Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see time fly!
Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?
A. Jell-o!
Q. When do you stop at green and go at red?
A. When you--------re eating a watermelon!
Q. How did the farmer mend his pants?
A. With cabbage patches!
Q. Why don--------t they serve chocolate in prison?
A. Because it makes you break out!
Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
A. Mockaroni!
Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?
A. He has a lot of ketchup time!
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Mar 01, 2015 at 14:03
Category: Missing You
Sms / Friendship
Asad Omar
Its Fact Na......
Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai
Asma lakh uncha ho magar jhuk jata hai
Dosti me duniya lakh bane rukawat,
Agar dost sacha ho to khuda bi jhuk jata hai.
Asma lakh uncha ho magar jhuk jata hai
Dosti me duniya lakh bane rukawat,
Agar dost sacha ho to khuda bi jhuk jata hai.
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Mar 01, 2015 at 09:03
Category: friendship
Sms / Marital Woes
Zahid Mahmood
Sardar G
Pehla sardar:tum nay apni bawi ko talaq kyun di.Dosra sardar:woh bad character thi shadi mujh say ki aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi
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Mar 01, 2015 at 04:03
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Good Morning
Abdul Rasheed
News
Ajj ki khas khas khabron ma Khushamdeed!
aj ki taza khaber good morning & have a nice day.
aur ab tafseel:
aj bhi sms ki baarish jari rahe gi,
call aney k bhi imkaan hai aur miss cals k badal bhi anay ki tawaqa hai.
aaj puray din bar bar vibration k jhatkay lagtay rahey gay.shukria
aj ki taza khaber good morning & have a nice day.
aur ab tafseel:
aj bhi sms ki baarish jari rahe gi,
call aney k bhi imkaan hai aur miss cals k badal bhi anay ki tawaqa hai.
aaj puray din bar bar vibration k jhatkay lagtay rahey gay.shukria
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Feb 28, 2015 at 23:02
Category: good-morning
Sms / Love
Fayyaz Karimi
Warning
KHABARDAR:Kisi ka dil torna insanhat k leiye muzar hai.
ministry of LOVE.
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Feb 28, 2015 at 19:02
Category: love
Sms / Eid Mubarak
Shaista Anam
Eid
Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye
Iss bahane se Eid ho jaye
Eid milne jo Aap aajayein
Meri b Eid, Eid ho jaye
Iss bahane se Eid ho jaye
Eid milne jo Aap aajayein
Meri b Eid, Eid ho jaye
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4 Like ·
Feb 28, 2015 at 14:02
Category: eid-mubarak
Sms / Sardar
Anmol Rubab
Sardar
their is a Sardar propose a girl for marry?
the girl reply that i am one year elder to you, in the reply, sardar: said oya no problem Kuriey i will marry u next year.
the girl reply that i am one year elder to you, in the reply, sardar: said oya no problem Kuriey i will marry u next year.
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Feb 28, 2015 at 09:02
Category: sardar
Sms / Marital Woes
Usama Arshad
Machaar&makki
ek machaar our makki do no pyar kar lete
do no ki mohabbat hadse bi jada hoti to
shadi karlete shadi kare so frist night ke
din machaar apne dosto k sath 12;00 bajetak
baitta to dosta bolte ja teri bibi tera intezar karri hogi kai kar bhija dete to sida apne ghar jata our phir apne dosto k pas ata to dosta puchte kya hoga phir kyun aya tu machar us bath ka javab nahi deta our us k dosta galya deto phir apne ghar jata our phir dosto kane ata to phir puchte kyun aga to machaar kaheta hai ki o makilaudi sali ALLOUT lagakar soye
do no ki mohabbat hadse bi jada hoti to
shadi karlete shadi kare so frist night ke
din machaar apne dosto k sath 12;00 bajetak
baitta to dosta bolte ja teri bibi tera intezar karri hogi kai kar bhija dete to sida apne ghar jata our phir apne dosto k pas ata to dosta puchte kya hoga phir kyun aya tu machar us bath ka javab nahi deta our us k dosta galya deto phir apne ghar jata our phir dosto kane ata to phir puchte kyun aga to machaar kaheta hai ki o makilaudi sali ALLOUT lagakar soye
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1 Like ·
Feb 28, 2015 at 04:02
Category: marital-woes
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