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mein ne pocha chand se ,tu ne dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa haseen , chand ne kaha
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guiness book of moon records mein likha hai wo chand ne pehli bar jhoot bola tha ..............hahahaaha :) hi guyzzzzzzz i hope u will like it my name is ........ leave it yar i dont wanna show my name it--s top secret ;)

an astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope santa was abserving him, sunddley a star falls seeing that santa shouted,kya nishana lagaya hai

once an angel come to me and granted my one wish i told him 4 world peace ........... he sayzzzzzzzzzzzz : it--s Impossible

Then i ask him 2 give u a brain ..... coz i care of u yaar

but he sayzzzzzzz ok i will try 4 world peace
hahahaahaha:)

bewafa tum ho to wafadar hum bhi nahi
besharam tum ho to sharamdar hum bhi nahi
pyar k is moor per aa k kehte ho k shadishuda ho to kiya hua darling -------------kunware to hum bhi nahi.

ik dafa ik meeting mein sab kehtey hain k sardars r stupids achanak ik sardar ata hai or kehta hai how can u say this i will prove that v r intelligent but i will b here after my break saying this he went out .wo nichey jata hai or pan waley se kehta hai k sab aisa kuiun kehtey hain hum bewakoof log hain pan wala kehta hai k mein tum se ik pehali pouchta hoon tum is ka jawab dena ok phir faisla karein gey ;wo bolta hai k hum 3 bhai hain ik america mein jootiyan bechta hai,ik london mein kaprey bechta hai tu batoou teesra kiya kaerta hai?sardar bahut sochta hai or 1 ghantey bad kehta hai i dont know wo kehta hai k mein bhi sab se yehio pouchoon ga kuin k ye mushkil sawal hai.
wouper jata hai or sab se pouchta hai k hum 3 bhai hain ik america mein jootiyan bechta hai,ik london mein kaprey bechta hai tu batoo teesra kiya kaun hai?ik admi kehta hai tu tu wo kehta k nhi teesra nechey khokey pe hai...
ha ha ha..

Sardar tells a girl Come 2 my house at nite,
nobody will be there............. Girl goes at night & there was
nobody at home

The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him
after the
attack on the Pentagon: I--m sorry to hear about theattack. It is a
very
big tragedy.
But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have
copies of everything.

aek dafa aik aadme ja raha tha us ne dekha aek aadme road per late kar song ga raha tha jab woh wapas aaya to woh aadme ulta leeta hoowa tha us ne poocha jab main gaya th to tum seedhe the main aaya hoon to tum ultay laitay ho kia baat hai us ne jawab dia woh mere A side the yeh mere B side hai ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

ek admi hota wo bolta hay kay muje guuuh aye hay to dusra admi bolta hay ke yahi pass me gurumandir hay waha jaker karlo.............
to wo bolta hay nahi gurumandir me kaise kar sakta hu main guuuuhhh wo to abhi abhi bana hay to dusraa admi bolta hay to kia huwa tumara guuuh bhi to abhi abhi bana hay .....hahahhahahahha