My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face
lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written
all over it.

I think u should sms more often, i
think it likes u!

New style of proposing a girl

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love,

and I dont want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.

New style of proposing a girl

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love,

and I dont want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.

Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type Student : I love my teacher, teacher loves his daughter, so i love teacher daughter....

bhangi ki love story..??
apne dil k gattar ko teri yadon k kachre se bharta hoon..!
me tere pyar me baasi salan ki tarha sarta hoon..?
tumhe kese batao jaana..!
k tum pe gandi nali k keerey ki tarha marta hoon..

Wife:i think our daughter is in love with someone

Husband:How do U know?

Wife:bcz she is not asking 4 Pocket Money

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

HuM Ne Dil Ko Hr Ek Pr Nhi Nisar Kiya, Jo Shakhs Pyar k Qabil Lga Usi Sy Pyar Kiya Kisi Sy Ki Jo Nafrat To Inteha Kr Di Kisi Sy Pyar Kiya To Beshumar Kiya....

HuM Ne Dil Ko Hr Ek Pr Nhi Nisar Kiya, Jo Shakhs Pyar k Qabil Lga Usi Sy Pyar Kiya Kisi Sy Ki Jo Nafrat To Inteha Kr Di Kisi Sy Pyar Kiya To Beshumar Kiya....