SMS

1 sardar ka 20 saal bad beta huwa 1 dosre sardar ne os se pocha ;sardar jee 20 saal baad aap ka beta howa hai aur aap khush nahi .sardar bola 20 saal baad beta aur wo b itna chota sa?

I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!


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Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, ?DELIVERED?.


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Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler


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Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.


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Please mujhe samajhne ki
KOshish Karo

Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chordo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,

Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha,

Soonay do mujhko mat aao yahan

EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki

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A Sardar`s Wife was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Her Friend asked - what you are doing. She said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

Rat tells with lion
Rat : i love you
Lion : Have you ever seen your face in mirror
Rat: Don--t see my face
see my confidence.

Zindagi aik gift hay [QABOOL KIJYE]
Zindagi ek ehsaas hai[MEHSOOS KIJYE]
Zindagi ek dosti hai{dosti dijiye}
Zindagi ek dard hai{BANT LIJYE}
Zindagi ek MILAN hai {MUSKURA LIJIYE}
Zindagi ek Judai hai {SABAR KIJIYE}
Zindagi ek Aanso hai {PI LIJIYE}
Zindagi akhir Zindagi hai

{JEE LIJIYE}

(T@BI)