SMS

ur smile is like 7up zera hut k ur voice is like rohafza thund puhancha de ur friendship is like coke maza zindagi ka ur Love is like pepsi YE DIL MANGE MORE AHA.....

Ek dehati sarak per peeshab kar raha hota hay to itne mai ek angrace wahan say guzarta hay or us admi say pouchta hay k aap yahan peshab kar rahay ho to yahan police nahi pakarti to admi bolta hay nahi sahab yahan khud paker k karna parta hay hahahaha hay na funny;)

aik pathan betha aeroplane main air hostess boli sir what u want pathan bola mujhe naswaar chaheya air hostess boli sir idher naswaar nahi milta hai pathan bola aeroplane ko lahore main roko main naswaar lekar aata hoon

Paanch dost byerozgaar hote hai,wo ek taxi late hai rent per chalne k liye,aur wo subha se laiker shaam tak taxi chalate hai magar koi sawari nahi bethti hai..........
POCHO KYON KOI SAWARI NAHI BETHTI HAI???
is liye k wo pancho khud hi taxi mai bethe hote hai to sawari nai bhal khak bethye gii
hahahahahahahahaha

aik pathan sadar bazar mein jaraha hota he to achanak zameen pe haath lagata he aur phir jeb me hath rakh leta he aik admi dryaft karta he to wo kehta he yar karachi ka ajeeb log he aese thokta he jese chawani athani hota he .

once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and
says Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain,
Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!

1) Once a sardar called another sardar he said: main bol riaan. The other sardar said: hainn kamal ho gaya ithe vi main hi bol riaan
2)Once somebody sent an sms to a sardar it was like this: The sender is cool & the reader is fool. The sardar got very angry he sent an sms to that person & it was like this: the sender is fool & the reader is cool

kiss is the key of love ,
love is the lock of marriage ,
marriage is the box of children ,
children are problem of pakistan ,
so
stop kissing and save pakistan .

a 55years oldman married a 15 years girl on wedding nite both started crying
Girl says: i dont know any thing
man says: i forget everything