Pathan

ak pathan apni girlfrnd ko apne ghar laigaya tu light band ki.... parde band kiye sare kamre main andhera kiya or girlfrnd k pass gaya or kaha dekho hamari ghari (watch) main light jalta hai............ haha

PATHAN KO KHUWAB MAIN KISI NE NANGA KARDIA SUBA PATHAN NE JAKAR APNA BANK ACCOUNT CLOSE KARWA DIYA................. Q K BANK MAIN LIKHA THA HM APK SAPNO KO HAQIQAT ME BADAL DAIGE........

PATHAN GHAR WALON K SATH APNA RISHTA DEKHNAY GAYA,
GHAR WALO NE KAHA DONO KO AKELA CHOR DO,
PATHAN:BEHEN G AAP K KITNAY BHAI HAIN???
PAHLY 3 THEY, AB 4 HO GAYE HAIN.

Pathan: Khuda ka laakh laakh shukar hai k Pakistan 13 August ko aazad nahi hoa.. Dost (Hairaan hote hoe): Q.?? Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kesay manata..!!

1 pathan jahaz main dobiy jata hai ke samne wali seat se ek admi bath room jata hai pathan us ki seat per baith jata hai jab wo admi wapus aata hai pthan se kahta hai ke apni seat par jao pathan kahta hai nain main dubai ja raha hoon woh admi phir kahta hai ke apni set par jao pathan apni zid pe hota hai woh nain uthta aakhir main aik aur pthan aata hai aur kehta hai kiya masla hai jab use pta chalta hai woh kehata ise main uthata hoon pathan doosre pthan ke kaan main kuch kehata hai tu pathan uth jata hai sab hairan ho jate hain ke itna kehne ke bawjood nahin utha ab kese uth giya sab pathan se kehte hain ke tum ne pthan ke kaan main kiya bola hai ke woh uth giya pthan kehta hai ke main ne us ke kaan main kaha hai ke ye seat dobai nahin jati

Ek barr ek pathan plane mein ja raha ho ta hai, to ek aurat ati hai or usko bolti hai ke jis seat per ap bethe hein wo meri hai.......pathan kehta hai ke nahin baba hum idher se kaheen nahin jaye ga........wo aurat phir se request kerti hai ke bhai sahab ye seat number mera hai apka nahin.....Pathan phir bhi uski batt nahin manta or kehta hai ke hum is seat ki kaheen nahin jayega......wo aurat itni der mein plane ke baqi logoon ko bola leti hai or sub usko samjha rahe hote hein ke ap hatt jaye app ki seat ye nahin hai.....lekin wo pathan ek hee bolta hai dubara ke mein yaha se nahin jaoonga......peeche ek banda betha hoaa kafi der se ye tamasha dekh raha hota hai.....wo banda uth ker ata hai or pathan ke kan mein kuch kehta hai or pathan uth ker apni seat pe chala jata hai.........Sub heran ho jate hein ke hum itni der se usko samjha rahe the to wo nahin gaya lekin is bande ke ek barr kehne se wo apni seat per chala gaya......sub us bande se poochne lagte hein ke bhai apne aisa kya kaha usse ke usni apni seat badal li....wo banda kehta hai bhai ap jayein or apni seat per beth jaye mene jo kehna tha keh diya.....phir bhi log request kerte hein ke plzzz batien apne aisa kya kaha usko....to woo banda kehta hai ke mene us pathan ko bolo ke jahan tum jarahe hoo wahan ye SEAT nahin jati....

eik pathan eik dukan par jata hai aur eik cheez k pas ja kar kheta hai ye T.V mujhe khareedni hai tu dukandaar kheta k hum pathan ko nahi bechtey woh ghar jata aur paint shirt phen kar ata hai phie kheta hai k k ye T.V mujhe kharedna hai dukandar phir kheta k hum pathan ko nahi bechtey woh dobara ghar jata hai aur hair stylish katwa kar achi trah tyar ho kar ata hai kheta hai ye T.V mujhe kharedna hai tu dukandar kheta hai k hum oathan ko nahi bechety woh pareshan ho jata hai aur dukan dar se pochta hai k tumhe kase pata chalta hai k mai pathan ho woh kheta hai KIO K YE T.V NAHI MICROWAVE HAI

ek pthan kay ghar main pathan choor aata hai woh us ko pakar k charpai say bandh kar police offce jata hai wahan ja kar kahta hai k aray yar gulti ho gai police wala kahta hai k woh kiya pathan kahta hai k mai nay us kay sirif paoon hi bandhay hai our hath khook diya hain phir kahta hai k koi bat naheen woh bhi pathan hai

aiek pathaan bas main safarkarraha tha our wahaan aik admi sheez kha raha tha to pathaan ne oss aadmi ko kaha ke tum roza naheen rakhty ho to odher ek dosra ladka khara howa tha aur woh pathan ko kahta hai ke aap ne roaza nahi rakha to pathan ne kaha mene roaza to rakha tha lakin naswar nikalna bhool gaya

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Teacher: I killed a person convert this sentence into future tense.
Pathan: The future tense is u will go to jail.

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