kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..
roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..
kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..

Aapke haath me mobile hai
Chehere pe sundar c smile hai
SMS ki achi khasi File hai
Phir b SMS nahi karte
yaar, yeh konsa stupid style hai?

Na ye Chand hoga na tare rehenge,
Kia hum hamesha kunware rahenge,
Is duniya main sab k Nikha Allha Allha,
Kia naseeb main apne Choharay rehenge,

I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who will marry me.

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....

Chandani ne
Kaha ke tu pyar kar...
Shama ne kaha
aankhen char kar...
Gori ko cheda to
boli muskarakar..
Abhi tu nadaan hai
kuch intezar kar...!

Aaj kal maan kar
raha hai ki main

tumhe

kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k
ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau
Kahani ka

Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki
botle chadani padegi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....

Kya kar rahe ho?
Busy ho?
Kitne busy ho?
Thode ho? ki
bahut ho?
Agar thoda
ho to
sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur
agar zyada ho to,
sms kyo padh rahe ho??