Devdas ke babu ji ne kaha ghar chhod do, uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do, paro ne kaha daru chhod do, lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chod do

Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,Liver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!

waisay tu tum mujh ko AZIZ ho halan k tum kya CHEEZ ho nakhray tu tum aisay karte ho, jaisay k tum Shaukat Aziz ho
hahhahahah

Munna Bhai: a Circut bapu bole to gandhi ji kapre kyoin nahi pehnte the?
Circut: bhai bole to bapu bhi us time ke salman khan the

Thappar mar kar naraz wife sey husband bola...aadmi ussey marta hai jis sey pyar hota hai...2 thappar mar kar wife boli, ap kia samjhtey hain k ma ap se pyar nahi karti????

HAR GALI HAR DEEWAR PAR TERA NAAM LIKHA HAI...HAR GALI HAR DEEWAR PAR TERA NAAM LIKHA HAI...UPPAR WANTED AUR NICHEY INAAM LIKHA HAI... HAHAHAHA

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Majnu ko laila ka SMS nahin aaya
Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahin khaya
Majnu pagal ho raha he laila k pyar mein
Laila bethi hai SMS free hone k INTZAR mein

Ap ne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,
hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen,
hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.