Bill Gates was in India a few days ago.
He announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi.
Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in the Hindi version of...
Khidkiyan97:
Phaail = File
Bachao = Save
Aise Bachao = Save as
Subko Bachao = Save All
Mujhe Bachao = Help
Dhoondo = Find
Firse Dhoondo = Find Again
Hilao = Move
Daak = Mail
Daakiya = Mailer
Paas se dhekho = Zoom
Duur se dhekho = Zoom Out
Kholo = Open
Bandh Karo = Close
Naya = New
Khatara = Old
Badli Karo = Replace
Bhaago = Run
Chhaapo = Print
Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview
Kaapi = Copy
Kaato = Cut
Kato = Stupid Houseguest
Chipkao = Paste
Payshul Chipkao = Paste Special
Goli Maaro = Delete
Nazaara = View
Hathiyaar = Tools
Hathiyaar Khambha = Toolbar
Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet
Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database
Futaas Ki Goli Kha = Exit
Ped = Tree
Thooso = Compress
Chooha = mouse
Tik-Tik Karo = Click
Idhar-se-Udhar.Udhar-se-Idhar = Scrollbar
Cheers !

A GOAT WAS LOCKED IN A ROOM,THE ROOM SMELLED VERY BAD.ONE DAY THREE MEN CAME THERE ONE WAS SIKH SECOND ONE WAS PHATAN
AND THE LAST ONE WAS ENGLIS MAN.WHAN THEY KNEW THAT THE GOAT-S ROOM SMELLED VERY BAD, THEN THEY BETTED THAT ONE WHO STAYED LONG TIME IN ROOM WILL GET $50.FIRST THE ENGLISH MAN WENT AND STAYED ONLY FOR 5 SECOND. THEN THE PATHAN WENT IN AND STAYED FOR A MINUTE NOW WENT THE SIKH AND DID NOT CAME OUT. THE PATHAN AND ENGLISH WENT IN AND SAW THAT THE GOAT HAVE RAN AWAY.

what do you call a lonely banana?

A KHELA!! HAHAHAH YEAH IM FUNNY

AHMED SAID TO SAQLAIN
ARE YOU FORRGOT YOUR PASSWARD?
NO.I FORRGOT MY LOGIN NAME,SAID SAQLAIN
TO AHMED

apno see door theat means that i am older than you you see my friend she is a jerk lari billi hai

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son, dad can you read with out light
father yes son please read my report book and signature on it.

1ST BOY= WHAT R U STUDYING FOR?
2ND BOY= FOR MY BLOOD TEST. (LOL)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

a day karfeu and one man is slliping in out of his house .the police man and say the man ,tumhe pathaa nahi hai ka karfeu lagii hove hai chaloo jaldii tayaar ho jao thaane jhana hai oao admee andar giya our nahi nikla police na ghanti maree our kha bhaai jaaldi nekhloo thaane jahna hai aadmee na jawaab dia ka baher karfeu hai main nahi nekaltha.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. made by tariqkamal78