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Once Santa Singh called Banta Singh for a hearty lunch. Banta Singh arrived promptly on time and was surprised to see the door locked. Then he saw a note which said,---- Kaise ullu banaya!---- Banta Singh was terribly furious, therefore thinking himself to be smart stuck a note saying, ---- Main to aya hi nahein----

BANTA Singh went for a job interview to be a secretary. When the manager saw his colourful attire and gold and white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming
NOT Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Singh.So he told Singh, If >you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then maybe I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK.
Singh thought for a while and said : I hear the phone GREEN GREEN,GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW ...BLUE--s that ?WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong number, lah.... Don--t PURPLEly disturb people and don--t call BLACK, ok ? Thank You.
The Manager fainted.

Santa Singh is the aggresive participant on Kaun Banega..
Amitabh: Santaji, 5 sawal ka jawab diye to Rs. 10,000 jeetiye. 15 jawab par 1 crore! Aapke paas teen lifeline hain. Ek hazaar rupee ke liye aapka pehla sawaal: Who is India--s Prime Minister? A: Vajpayee B: Advani C: Zail Singh D: Amrish Puri?
Santa Singh: Vajpayee.
Amitabh: Sure?
Santa Singh: Yes, sure.
Amitabh: Confident?
Santa Singh: Yes
Amitabh: Absolutely sure?
Santa Singh: Yes Amitji.
Amitabh: Lock kar dein?
Santa Singh: Yes.
Amitabh: Sahee jawab! Aap ek hazaar rupee jeet gaye hain!
Santa Singh: Oye! Saale, ullu mat banaa! Paanch jawab diye hain puray dus hazaar nikaal!

One day a lady came in running into police station where santa singh was police inspector... And she said praji..praji gajab ho gaya
Santa singh asked bhenji ki ho gaya The lady replied mere pati 6 din pehle gobi ki sabji lene bazaar gaye the, aur abhi tak woh nahi laute hain
On that santa singh replied koi gal nahin bhenji, tusi aur koi sabji bana lo.

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there.After much thought he wrote : Yes

A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,Abey saale Get me a coffee quickly! The voice from the other side responded,You fool you--ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you--re talking to, dumbo? No, replied the trainee It--s the Managing Director of the company, you fool! The Sardarji shouted back, And do you know who YOU are talking to, youfool?
No., replied the Managing Director. Good!, replied the Sardarji and put down the phone!

One Sardarji Had Some Health Problem And Was Advised For Urine Test. In The Morning He Puts Urine In A Bottle And Kept In The Toilet. His Wife Goes To Toilet And By Mistake She Hits The Urine Bootle And Urine Spills. She Thought Sardarji Will Get Angry, She Put Her Urine In That Bottle.
After Some Time Sardarji Takes That Bottle To Lab And Gives For Testing. In The Evening He Goes To Collect The Report And Is Shocked To See The Result Showing He Is Pregnant. He Comes Home And Shouts At His Wife Tenu Kinni Vas Keha Mere Upar Na Chadhya Kar, Ai Dekh Report, Mein Pregnant Ho Gaya.

aik dafa aik aurat kai gher main shadi hoty hai tu woh mithayi walay kai paas jaty hai order dainay us dukaan kai upper aik admi shave bana raha hota hay us ka blade haath say slip hota hai aur dukaan daar ki dash par girta hai aurat ki mithayi kai dabay main woh pack hojaty hai aglay din aty hai or poochty hai bhayi woh u bary mazedar thy dukaan wala bolta hai ab apni kaat lo samjhna tumhara kaam hay

TULSI MEANS....
T ;- TERRIFIC...
U ;- UNFORGETABLE...
L ;- LOVEABLE...
S ;- SENSATIONAL...
I ;- INNOCENT...
SO U R MY TULSI...
HOW CAN I MISS U AND HOW CAN I MISS TULSI...