I--ve written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

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Asim Jhelum/Islamabad

Khuda sa aap ki hansi mangtay hain.
Dua main aap ki khushi mangtay hain.
Sochtay hain aap say kia mangay.
Chalo umer bhar ki dosti mangtay hain.


Muhammad Arshad
Gulshan-e-Madina (169/p)
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SUPPLEMENTARY BUDGET 2006-07
All ?Females? will pay tax according to their size and number.
42 & above: Burden tax
38 to 40? Wealth tax
34 to 36 Entertainment tax
30 to 32 Excitement tax
28 & below: Development tax.




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Asim Jhelum/Islamabad

3 tips 2 brake a mirror,
1: Throw stone on mirror
2: Take mirror and just drop it
3: U just go and stand before the mirror and smile


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Asim Jhelum/Islamabad

Na Saath Hai Koi,
Na Humsafar Hai Koi,
Na Hum Kisi Kay,
Na Humara Hai Koi.......................



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Asim Jhelum/Islamabad

Sab nai kha dosti ik dard hai
hum nai kaha darad kabool hai
sab nai kha is dard kai satth ji nahi pavo gai
hum nai kha teri dosti kai sath marna kabool hai.


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Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain.


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What is the difference between pleasure and torture?
Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.


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A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?

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