SMS

Aap ki awaz Koyal jaisi,Aankhayn Hiran jaisi,Chaal Mor jaisi,Aadatayn Bander jaisi,Acha Hota agar koi Aik Cheez insanon Wali b Hoti .....hahahahah

1980 Girls:Maa main jeans pehenugi,
Maa:beti loog kya kahayn gayn.
2006 Girls:Maa main mini shirt pehenugi .
Maa:pehen le beti kuch tu pehen le...........
hhahahahahahahahha............

ek din ek sardar jaad ke pas toilet kar raha tha ,waha se ek fogreiner ja raha tha usne poocha yaha par police nahi pakad ta ,to sardar ne kha nahi apne ko apne haat se pakad kar karna padta hai

Da Motto of new Genration is;na hum shadi kerayn gayn.....aur na apnay bacchon ko kernay deyn gayn .........

1 khatoon bewa ho gai uss k 4 bachy the.
apny husband ki death k baad wo akeli
apny bachoon ko palti rahi koi 2,3, saal
k baad uss ki mulaqat 1 essy insaan se
hoee jis ki bv mar chuki thi or uss k bhi
4 bachy the dono ne shadi ker li kaee
saal guzar gye iss shadi se bhi unn k 4
bachy howe 1 din husband office main kaam
ker raha tha k uss ki bv ne bachoon ki larai se
taang aa k badhawasi main yoon
phone kiya
zara jaldi gher aaiay husband ne pocha keun?
bv ny kaha bachoon ny gher
ko medany jang bana rakha hi pehle
tumharry bachoon ne mery bachoon ko mara
phir
mere bachoon ne tumharry bachoon ki khoob dhulai ki
phir hum donoo k bachoon ne
hamarry bachoon ko mara hi

D se Dosti, Dse Dil, Dse Dard, Dse Dillagi, D se Dewangi Per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana k S se SMS our C se Call bhi na Kar sako.

Aik Baap ko apnay bacchay ki class condition k baray main Khaat mila...Baap ne bete se kaha k tumhayn pata hai k is main kya likha hai..
Baccha Ne nafi main sir hilatay huwa kaha k nahi mujhay nahi pata.....
Baap ne kaha is main likha hai k Janab shayed main aap k bacchay ko zindagi bher kuch na sikha sakoon.......
Bacchay ne Masomiyat se kaha...Abou G maine tu aap ko pehlay hi kaha tha k yeh Teacher kisi kam ka nahi hai......hahahahah

Kaila Lemoon Se: Yaar tunari bhi koi zindagi hay sub tume nachoor ke kha jatey hain
Lemoon kaily Se: Yaar Meri Chhoro tume tu sub Nanga ker k kha jaty hain. hahahahahaha

ek larki thi diwani se, ek larke pe woh marti thi, chori chori chupke chupke msg likha karti thi, kuch kehna tha shayad usko, magar mobile ke bill se derti thi... hahahahaha