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A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
?Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain?

if any girl or aunti want 2 fun with me plzzzzzzzz mail me on my email

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

If any girl or aunty like fun plzz........
fun_with_girlz@hotmail.com

Love says If u ever need anything,I--ll b there but friendship says You--ll never need anything if I--ll b there

Aftab khan ()

I am gonna write on all bricks , I MISS U and wish one fall on your head....so that u--ll come 2 know how it hurts when u miss someone

Aftab khan ()

1 mulla ki shadi nahin ho rahi thi,wo mannat mangnay gya wahan uski maa khai men gir gai,Mulla bola Ya KHUDA teri Khudai,Apni to mili nahin Abba ki bhi gawai

1 mulla ki shadi nahin ho rahi thi,wo mannat mangnay gya wahan uski maa khai men gir gai,Mulla bola Ya KHUDA teri Khudai,Apni to mili nahin Abba ki bhi gawai

Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved?s advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place

Aftab khan

The human brain is most outstanding thing??.
it functions 24hrs 365 days?..
it functions right from the time u r Born?.
until you fall in love

Aftab khan

pathan ko aik chirag mila. Usne ye chirag rugra jis mia se jin nikla us ne kha mere aka mai aap ki 3 wishes puri kru ga btaye kya hukm hai .
pathan
1. Aik bra bangla ho.
2.us mai khoob dolat mnd log rhte ho
3.Aur mai us gher mai chokidar lag jauu
hahahahahaha