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Jokes / Miscellaneous
Waqas Moti
*wishes*
Three guys are having a relaxing day of fishing. Out of the
blue, they catch a mermaid -- who begs to be set free, in
return for granting each of them a wish.
One of the guys just doesn-t believe it, and says, ""Okay,
if
you can really grant wishes, then double my I.Q.""
The mermaid says, ""Done.""
Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly,
and
analyzing what he-s recited with great insight.
The second guy is so amazed he says to the mermaid, ""Triple
my I.Q."" The mermaid says, ""Done.""
The guy starts to spout solutions to problems that have
been
stumping all the great scientists of the world: the
mathematicians, physicists, chemists, and so on.
The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his
friends
that he says to the mermaid, ""Quintuple my I.Q.""
The mermaid looks at him and says, ""You know, I normally
don-t try to change people-s minds when they make a wish,
but
I really think you should reconsider.""
The guy says, ""Nope, I want you to multiply my I.Q. times
five, and if you don-t do it, I won-t set you free.""
""Please,"" the mermaid says, ""you don-t know what you-re
asking! It-ll change your entire view on the universe.
Won-t you ask for something else, a million dollars, anything?""
But
no matter what the mermaid says, the guy insists on having
his I.Q. increased to five times its usual power.
Finally, the mermaid sighs and says, ""Done.""
And he turns into a woman. hihiihi*_____ dont foget to make ur wish hihi be_safe ~bte*Shye~
blue, they catch a mermaid -- who begs to be set free, in
return for granting each of them a wish.
One of the guys just doesn-t believe it, and says, ""Okay,
if
you can really grant wishes, then double my I.Q.""
The mermaid says, ""Done.""
Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly,
and
analyzing what he-s recited with great insight.
The second guy is so amazed he says to the mermaid, ""Triple
my I.Q."" The mermaid says, ""Done.""
The guy starts to spout solutions to problems that have
been
stumping all the great scientists of the world: the
mathematicians, physicists, chemists, and so on.
The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his
friends
that he says to the mermaid, ""Quintuple my I.Q.""
The mermaid looks at him and says, ""You know, I normally
don-t try to change people-s minds when they make a wish,
but
I really think you should reconsider.""
The guy says, ""Nope, I want you to multiply my I.Q. times
five, and if you don-t do it, I won-t set you free.""
""Please,"" the mermaid says, ""you don-t know what you-re
asking! It-ll change your entire view on the universe.
Won-t you ask for something else, a million dollars, anything?""
But
no matter what the mermaid says, the guy insists on having
his I.Q. increased to five times its usual power.
Finally, the mermaid sighs and says, ""Done.""
And he turns into a woman. hihiihi*_____ dont foget to make ur wish hihi be_safe ~bte*Shye~
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Oct 29, 2018 at 21:10
Category: miscellaneous
Whatsapp Messages / Birthday
Fahad Bukhari
Birthday Wishes Are A Reminder That People May Not Be Around But They Always Remember Persons Who Hold A Special Place In Their Heart Forever.
Birthday wishes are a reminder that people may not be around but they always remember persons who hold a special place in their heart forever.
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
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Nov 30, 2014 at 12:11
Category: Birthday
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Whatsapp Messages / Eid Ul Fitr
Kashif Mali
Eid Wishes Outshine The Rest;
Eid wishes outshine the rest;
They're undoubtedly the best.
May these come to your arms;
Like Allah's alms!
May your Eid be full of Almighty's bounties!
They're undoubtedly the best.
May these come to your arms;
Like Allah's alms!
May your Eid be full of Almighty's bounties!
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Nov 20, 2014 at 19:11
Category: Eid-ul-Fitr
Sms / Missing You
Seddiq Al Khan
Well Wishes
Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who MISSES u, MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u, Wish u all the Best
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Oct 15, 2014 at 21:10
Category: Missing You
Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Fayyaz Karimi
A Man Was Granted 2 Wishes By God,
A man was granted 2 wishes by God,
He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever.
Next moment, he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
Moral: BE SPECIFIC!
He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever.
Next moment, he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
Moral: BE SPECIFIC!
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Oct 15, 2014 at 17:10
Category: Funny
Sms / Good Morning
Kashif Yaqoob
My Best Wishes 2 U 4 Today & 4 Ever God Bless U Good Morning
"G"Ø"Ø"D" "MØRNING" "G"Ø"Ø"D" "DAY" "G"Ø"Ø"D" "LIFE" "G"Ø"Ø"D" "LUCK" "G"Ø"Ø"D" "HEALTH" My Best wishes 2 U 4 tøday & 4 ever. *GOD BLESS U* *GOOD MORNING*
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Dec 21, 2013 at 15:12
Category: good-morning
Tags: Dua Sms
Sms / Islamic
Kashif Yaqoob
The Blind Wishes
★The blind wishes: to see the world..
★The deaf wishes: to hear sounds..
★The mute wishes: to talk a few words..
★The handicapped wishes: to walk few a steps..
And You…√ see √ hear √ talk √ walk
So, say “♥ALHAMDULILLAH♥
Happy Friday!
★The deaf wishes: to hear sounds..
★The mute wishes: to talk a few words..
★The handicapped wishes: to walk few a steps..
And You…√ see √ hear √ talk √ walk
So, say “♥ALHAMDULILLAH♥
Happy Friday!
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Jun 13, 2013 at 14:06
Category: islamic
Tags: Jumma Ladki Sms
Sms / Good Morning
Kashif Yaqoob
With My Best "wishes" Have A Nice Sunday
Asalam Alikum
¡'""¡____¡"""¡ * *
¡ >===>( appy) *
¡___¡"'""¡___¡ * * *GØØD*
¡""" /'""'¡
¡__¡'v'¡__¡ ørning
2
U
WITH MY BEST
"WISHES" HAVE A NICE SUNDAY
¡'""¡____¡"""¡ * *
¡ >===>( appy) *
¡___¡"'""¡___¡ * * *GØØD*
¡""" /'""'¡
¡__¡'v'¡__¡ ørning
2
U
WITH MY BEST
"WISHES" HAVE A NICE SUNDAY
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Jun 01, 2013 at 16:06
Category: good-morning
Tags: Happy Sms
Sms / Anniversary
Shahbaz Ishaq
Best Wishes To You
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary
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Jun 07, 2012 at 17:06
Category: anniversary
Sms / Anniversary
Shahbaz Ishaq
Best Wishes To You Both
Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding.
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Apr 26, 2012 at 19:04
Category: anniversary
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