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Why Study For Exams....
Are they not about what you know,
not about how much you can cram into
your head the night before?

Which is why I have a smile.
Because you are mine,
I would go that extra mile.
For you are my valentine,
I will always love you with all my heart.
Because you just shine,
Except for when we have to part.
My valentine,
I think you will like your gift.
Because you are Davine,
And asked for it.
For you are my valentine,
And you will always be.
I take that as a sign,
Because I have given you a key.
My valentine,
That key is to my heart.
And I wouldn""t have given it to you,
If you weren""t my valentine.

My valentine,
Why would I bring you chocolate when you are the treat.
My valentine,
Why would I bring you flowers when your smell is what""s
sweet. My valentine,
Why would I buy you a card when the words can be heard t
hrough me. My valentine,
Why would I take you out some place when all I need is
to see your face. My valentine,
Why would I celebrate this on one special day,
When I can do it always.

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.

I don't know why I'm so afraid to lose u when u r not even mine. I don't know why I luv u so when u don't even luv me. I don't know why u r the one when I'm just a someone to u.

People fall in luv not knowing why or how. It's so special a feeling that it does not require much answers. U just luv no matter how stupid u become.

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

Q: Why does not law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead !

My feeling so happy, do u know why?
B'coz i m so lucky, do u know how?
B'coz God loves me. Do u know how?
B'coz he gave me a gift. Do u know what?
Its YOU my love.

Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia
When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way you are blocking my view.

why did the stupid man iron his house???

coz he wanted to live in a flat !!!!!!!!!!

u know why GOD created gap between fingers?so that at some day the one who is made for u,comes and fill thoes gapes by holding your hand 4ever

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In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: Your honor, I want to divorce my husband.

But why? asked the judge.

She replied, Because he is not faithful to me. The judge asked, How do you know?

She replied, My lord, not a single child resembles him.


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Do u know why God creates gapes between fingers,beacuse someone who is very sepecial for u comes and fill those gapes by holding our hand. forever{That is true}thx

I thought of suicide, Went to railway tracks but Got Ur sms and after reading I thought to be alive, U inspired me because If a useless person like U is alive, why should I die.