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Memon bahi ki zaban SHEEN aur SEEN ka difference: memon apny dost say : main chalta hoon yaar, 12 bajay kay baad meri biwi SUCK karti hay.

Chocolate said to a lolypop tht v r both very sweet the chocolate replied u said this bcoz u have not seen the person reading this msg.

SCIENCE has proved that sugar melts in water so plz dont walk in rain otherwise i will lose such a sweet friend like uuu.

AJAB SULAGTI HUI LAKRIYAN HAIN YA RISHTEYDAR ,,,DUR RAHEIN TU DHOOAN DEIN OR PAS AYEIN TU JAL UTHEIN...

IF u say run,I will ask how far....?
IF u say swim I will ask how deep....?
IF u say jump,I will ask how high...?
IF u say go away,I will say no way....
coz U r my friend I will stay....

Na kise nall ankhiyan layiaan, na kise nall dil wataya
Na kise nall wada kitta, na kise nu lara laya
Do khariyaan bus time-paas layi yaan mor te bai gaya
Aiwen rolla pai gaya, aiwen rolla pai gaya...

Ki hoya Pug ban layi soni, soot-boot wadiya je paale
Ki hoya je leke Yama, pind to wi do gaire laa le
Tor vekh ke mitran di pind sara sarr ke reh gaya
Aiwen rolla pai gaya, aiwen rolla pai gaya...

Lokki taan mainnu Ranjha kehnde, par meri koi Heer nahi
Foolan wargi mil jaye soni, aiddi wi taqdeer nahi
Par duniya da kehar fer wi dil mere te teh gaya
Aiwen rolla pai gaya, aiwen rolla pai gaya...

Sonne di cheni te ki mai naa likwa baitha Soni
Pata nahi si bina gall to charcha meri enj honi
Mooh kise da far ni hunda, GREWAAL sach keh gaya
Aiwen rolla pai gaya, aiwen rolla pai gaya...

he: i d-- like to call you what is your number ? she: it is in the phone book

Never say ur happy when ur sad? never say ur fine when ur not ok? never say u feel good when u feel bad? and never say ur alone when I m still alive


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I write ur name in de sky,
De wind below it anyway,
I write ur name on the beach,
De sea flow it anyway,
I write ur name in my heart
It--s here 4 ever
Please contact on ?0301-7600913? or ?danish7600@yahoo.com? for comments and friendship.
Send one ?SMS And get 2 SMS

World--s

Smallest

resignation

letter?

Respected sir,

I luv ur wife.



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this woman rushes to see her doctor, looking all strung out.

she rattles off: doctor, take a look at me. when i woke up this morning, i looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry, my skin all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out and i had this look on my face! what----s wrong with me?

the doctor looks her over and calmly says: well, i can tell you there----s nothing wrong with your eyesight.


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Past is experience! Present is experiment! Future is expectation! Use your experience in your experiment to achieve ur expectations

Laugh at ur mistakes, but learn from them. Joke over ur troubles, but gather strength from them. Have fun with ur difficulties, but overcome them. Gud Day!

Aftab khan

Giving someone all ur luv is never an assurance that they--ll luv u back! Don--t expect luv in return; just wait for it to grow in their hearts. But if it doesn--t, be content it grew in urs.


Aftab khan ()
Islamabad

Don?t define ur failure by looking at somebody--s Success. Also don?t define ur Success by looking at somebody--s failure. Set ur own targets everyday to break!


Aftab khan()
Islamabad

Please open ur eyes, so the Sun can rise, flowers can blossom, birds can sing, as all r waitin to see a beautiful SMILE in ur face & say Gud Morning

Aftab khan ()
islamabad

If GOD answers ur PRAYERS, HE is increasing ur FAITH.If HE delays, HE is increasing ur PATIENCE.If HE dont answers, HE knows tht YOU CAN HANDLE IT PERFECTLY




Aftab khan

From: islamabad

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure that u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has no spare parts



Aftab khan

From: islamabad

Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u!



Aftab khan

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is duniya main MURGHI ky ilawaye wo wahid personality hi hai jo app ko anda dy sakti hai:-):-)
=))=))

If u find ur world as a sky and ur friends as STARS, and if U don--t find me among them, dont worrry! I--ve just been fallen to make ur wish come true



Aftab khan
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If U can solve ur problem, then what is need of worrying?
If U cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying.


Aftab khan

Sharp is Ur memory,
Sweet is Ur name,
Deep in my heart,
U will always remain,
Earth want water,
Flower wants dew,
I want nothing but a smile from U.

You cannot change your future... but, u can change ur habits... and sure ur habits will change ur future.

Without ur SMS days are like- MOANDAY TEARSDAY WASTEDAY THIRSTDAY FRIGHTDAY SHATTERDAY & SADDAY So SMS me everyday!!!!

Don?t define ur failure by looking at somebody?s Success.
Also don?t define ur Success by looking at somebody?s failure.
Set ur own targets everyday to break!

Ur 5 qualities:

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2???

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5???

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.



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When ever u feel sad..
When ever u think life is impossible
Just tell me
I will hold ur hand take you to the bridge
And show u way to jump