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Zahid Mahmood
Train Ki Zanjeer
Train main aik bacha ore us ki maan safar kar rahay thay,kay achanak train kay andar light off ho jati hai.bachay nay apni ami say kahna shuru kar dia kay ami ami main nay zanjeer khainchani hai,maan nay bachay ko ajazat day di.bachay nay jab zanjeer khainchi to us ko zoor say thapar para,phir khainchi to us ko phir zoor say thapar para tesri baar jab us nay zanjeer khainchi to us ko thapar para. dosri baar us nay zanjeer khainchi to phir us ko zoor say thapar para.tesri dafa jo us nay zanjeer khainchi to us ko jo thapar para to bacha ronay lag para ore saath hi light bhi aa gai achanak oper berth say awaz ai"" O khauch apnay bachay ko samjhao yeh mera naala khainchti ay"".
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Dec 10, 2018 at 18:12
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Seddiq Al Khan
Aik Dafa Aik Aadd Mi Train Mai Safar Kar Raha Tha
aik dafa aik aadmi train mai safar kar raha tha woh bohat darr pok tha is lia woh baichara bohat darr raha tha aur ittefaq say train mai lite chaliii gayeee us ko aur bhi darr laga us nay socha kiou na zanjeer kheench kar train ko rukwaa lia jaay so us nay zanjeer khinchi jaisay hai us na yeh kia us ko aik thappar para us nay dobara zanjeer khinchi usay phir thappar para is lia woh chup ho kar bhaith gaya jab light aayee to us nay uthhh kar shore machaya aur kaha k jab mai nay zanjeer khinchi to mujhay thappar kon marr raha tha to us k barabar wali aurat nay kaha k tum zanjeer khinch rahay thay yaa meri chotiiiiiii
hahahhha
hahahhha
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Oct 08, 2018 at 21:10
Category: miscellaneous
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Meena Kumari
Teen(3)old Women Train Main Safar Kar Rahey .............
teen old women train main safar kar rahey hoty hain aak khatey hay main 40 saal(year)key hoon ,doosrey kahtey hay main 30 saal key hoon ,teesery kheytey hay main 20 saal key hoon uper say old man barth say geerta hay aur kahata hay main too aabhi paada hoa hoon . (ha ha ha ha ha )
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Sep 20, 2018 at 07:09
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Neelum Chaudhry
Doo Urtain Train Main Bathain Hootey Hain.................
Doo urtain train main bathain hootey hain hay eak kaley hootey hay aur eak goorey kaley wali goorey say pushtey hay aap kaya istmal kartian hain goorey boley fair in lovley ,goorey wali kaley wali say pooshtey hay aap kaya istmal kartian hain paas bhata baba khata hay cheery blosoom.
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Sep 19, 2018 at 14:09
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Articles / Featured
Ijunoon
Train K Jadeed Dabay Ki Tayari
برطانوی سائنسدانوں کے مطابق انہوں نے ٹرین کا ایک ایسا ڈبہ تیار کر لیا ہے، جس میں دہشت گردی کی کسی واردارت کی صورت میں ہلاکتوں یا زخمی ہونے کے امکانات بہت کم ہو جاتے ہیں۔
اس ڈبے میں پلاسٹک کی کوٹنگ وا...
مزید پڑھیں
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May 10, 2018 at 00:05
Category: featured
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Shahbaz Ishaq
Train Me 2 Admi Safar Kar Rahe The
Train me 2 admi safar kar rahe the.
1st: kahan se arahe ho?
2nd: Lahore se
1st: wahan se to me b araha hun.Lahore me kahan se arahe ho?
2sd: Iqbal town
1st: wahan se to me b araha hun ye batao Iqbal town me kahan se arahe ho?
2nd: phase 2 se
1st: wahan se to me b araha hon ye batao phase 2 se kis k ghar se arahe ho?
2nd: UMER sahab k ghar se
1st: wahan say to me bhi araha hun acha ye batao kahan ja rahe ho?
Aas paas kay musafiron ne tang aa kay kaha akhir tum dono ho kon?
dono aadmi: hum dono bhai hein or time pass kar rahe hein.
Hahahahaha..!
1st: kahan se arahe ho?
2nd: Lahore se
1st: wahan se to me b araha hun.Lahore me kahan se arahe ho?
2sd: Iqbal town
1st: wahan se to me b araha hun ye batao Iqbal town me kahan se arahe ho?
2nd: phase 2 se
1st: wahan se to me b araha hon ye batao phase 2 se kis k ghar se arahe ho?
2nd: UMER sahab k ghar se
1st: wahan say to me bhi araha hun acha ye batao kahan ja rahe ho?
Aas paas kay musafiron ne tang aa kay kaha akhir tum dono ho kon?
dono aadmi: hum dono bhai hein or time pass kar rahe hein.
Hahahahaha..!
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Feb 09, 2018 at 00:02
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Shahbaz Ishaq
Train Kabhi Panchar Nahi Hoti
"Zindagi mein ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna...
K TRAIN kabhi Panchar nahi hoti..!
(.")/ Wah
<)l Ustaad
/\ -Wah kitni gehri baat kar di
K TRAIN kabhi Panchar nahi hoti..!
(.")/ Wah
<)l Ustaad
/\ -Wah kitni gehri baat kar di
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Feb 06, 2018 at 14:02
Category: miscellaneous
Social Wall / Videos
Interesting Videos
Riding the Maglev Train - Linear Motor Car
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Jun 07, 2017 at 05:06
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Whatsapp Messages / Wise Words
Usama Arshad
Challenges Are Like Trees Seen Through A Running Train. As Y...
Challenges are like trees seen through a running train. As you approach them they grow bigger, once U pass them they become smaller! So never be afraid of them.
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Oct 14, 2014 at 20:10
Category: Wise-Words
Whatsapp Messages / Education
Andaleeb Siddiqui
Class Rooms Are Like Train
Class rooms are like train
1st two benches are 'Executive Coaches'
Reserved For VIP
Middle two are 'General Compartment.
And last two are 'Sleeper Class.'
1st two benches are 'Executive Coaches'
Reserved For VIP
Middle two are 'General Compartment.
And last two are 'Sleeper Class.'
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Oct 08, 2014 at 22:10
Category: Education
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