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Ghreeb Bacha:
Train Kiny wajy jani A?
TT: 9wajy
bacha:Local?
TT: 1wajy
bacha:Maal Gaari?
TT: 12wajy
TT:Jana kithe E?
Bacha: kithe v nai.
Patri te tatti krni c.

Train station pe ruki ek admi ne sath bethe huay sardar se pocha
Ye kon sa station hai
Sardar ne sar nikal kr bhar dekha kuch der sochta raha phir bola

Mere khayal mein

Ye Railway station hai

Train chal pari the 2 Pathan bari taizi se bhagte huy aa rahe the
Aik ne himat ki or taiz dor kr train ko pakarne me kamyab hogia
Logo ne tareef ki.
Wah G bari himat he aapki kahan jana he aapko,
pathan ghabra kr bola!
O khanakharaba. Jis ne jana hai wo to pechay reh gia hum to chorne aya tha..

Aaj Tak"" gets news that 200 sardars are killed in
a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation
between them goes as follows: Correspondent: How did this happen?
Sardarji: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train.
They were standing on the platform. Then there was this
announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2.
They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the
platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves. The announcement was misleading. The train arrived on the
track and you can see the result.
Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?
Sardarji: I was actually trying to commit suicide.
I was waiting for the train on the tracks.
When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform,
I climbed up...

Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se
bhi aa ya jaa rahe ho aur kisi
mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga,
chain ya chamakti hui koi bhi cheez dekhen.
To foran wahan se hat jayen.
Yeh Raakhi ho sakti hai.
Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana sakti hai…

ladka bola:train,bus,aur ladki sab ek jaise hi ek chali jaye toh doosri aajati hi.
ladki boli:auto.riksha ek ladke ek jaise hi ek ko bulayenge toh charo chale aate hi.

Two deaf men were discussing in the train.
first: Are u going to lahore.
2nd: No, I-m going to lahore
first: O- I suppose that u r going to lahore

ek din ek sadarjee teain ch safar kar rahai thi tee unanu emergency hoo gyi tee andar ek banda see te sardar jee akhde bhai saab jaldi bhar aoo jad sadar andhar gae te sardarjee 15 minute kalote rahi 31 ,1 hour hogya 2, hogaya .jadh sardar je bhar ai te auna di sari pant gile se te log akhde sardar jee k hoya sardar je khinde yaar andhar bod te lekiya hoya se""KIRPYA CHALTE TRAIN ME SHAREER KA KOI AANG BHAR NA NEKALE "".