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Before Tom Cruise, Rajani was approached for the movie Mission Impossible, but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting.

*LOVE STORY*

1 LARKA
1 LARKi

Aik Dosre Se Bohat
MUHABAT Karte Thay

Bad Qismati Se LARKi Mar Gai

Marne K Bad
LARKi Ne LARKE Se Kaha

"Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADAY K Peeche

Tu Milega Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Peeche

Per Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikla

Ek Tu Hi Na Tha Mere JANAZE K Peeche

LARKA BOLA:

"Ek WADA Tha Mera Har WADAY K Peeche

Me Milonga Tujhe Har Gali Har Darwaze K Peeche

Par Tu ne MURH K Bhi Na Dekha

Ik Or JANAZA Tha
Tere JANAZE K Peeche.......

One day a florist goes to barber for a haircut. after the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:i am sorry. i cannot accept money from you. i am doing the community service. the florist is happy and leaves the shop. next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door. policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. but the barber replies: i am sorry. i cannot accept money from you. i am doing the community service. the cop is happy and leaves the shop. the next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door. a pakistani software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. but the barber replies: i am sorry. i cannot accept money from you. i am doing the community service. the pakistani software engineer is happy and leaves. the next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there... can you guess? tyr to guessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ?????? come on, think like a pakistani................. a dozen pakistanis waiting for a haircut...