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Three friends were going on a vacation.
There names were; None of your business, Trouble, and Manners. Trouble gets lost.Manners stands outside of the police office and None of your business goes inside. The police officer at the desk asks him what his name was. None of your business, he said.Where are your manners? the police asks him.Outside, None of your business answer-s.Are you looking for trouble, asks the police. None of your busoness answers all excited, yes please!!!!!!!!!!

One of very familiar writer wrote a book consisted on 3000 pages. When the book published police came and delivered the writer to Madhouse. His very close friend wondered that how and why he has to go into madhouse. He suspected that his friend must wrote about any politician. Anyway, he to meet the writer and ask why he is there, his friend replied I did not do anything that I should be transferred here. Even he shows his book to the friend, the first page of book was contained ?How horse run?? and next 2999 pages contained ?Thikdik Thikdik Thikdik Thikdik Thikdik Thikdik Thikdik Thikdik??

Aik dafa ka zikkar hai ke aik admi ko english sikhney ka bahot shoq hota hai woh apney dost ke paas ja ker yah masla batata hai to uska dost kehta hai main tujhey english sikhata hoon woh us ko kehta ahi ke ajj peehla word yaad kerlo offcorse yes to woh bunda woh word yaad ker leta hai or her waqt repeat kerta rehta hai phir woh admi apney dost ke gher se bahir nikalta hai or market se guzarta hai waha per pizza wala khera hota hai , pizza wala poochta hai ke pizza khao gey to woh kehta hai ke offcorse yes to woh us ko pizza de deta hai , phir agey jata hai to wahan per burger wala khera hota hai , woh bhi poochta hai ke burger khaoo gey to woh kehta hai ke offcorse yes to woh usey burger dey deta hai phir woh aagey jata hai to wahan per usse boxer milta hai , boxer poochta hai ke maar khao gay to woh kehta hai ke offcorse yes to woh us ko bahot marta hai .......................
phir agley din woh apney dost ko batata hai ke yaaar terey wrod ki waja se bahot maar khaee hai to woh kehta ahi ke aaj to aesa kero ke niya word yaaad kero offcorse not to woh bunda usey yaad ker leta hai phir woh dost ke gher se bahir nikalta hai or market se guzarta hai waha per pizza wala khera hota hai , pizza wala poochta hai ke pizza khao gey to woh kehta hai ke offcorse not , phir agey jata hai to wahan per burger wala khera hota hai , woh bhi poochta hai ke burger khaoo gey to woh kehta hai ke offcorse not , phir woh aagey jata hai to wahan per uske boxer milta hai , boxer poochta hai ke kul wali maar yaad ahi to woh kehta ahi ke offcorse not to woh phir se us ko bahot marta hai .......................
phir woh dobara apney dost ke gher jata hai
or kehta hai ke aaj phir mai ney maar khaee to woh usey kehta hai ke aaj aesa ker aaj aik word yaad keer very good to woh yah word yaad ker leta hai or bhir nikalta hai pizza wali ke dukan per jata hai to woh usey kehta ahi ke yaar marey dukann per daka per giya ahi to woh kehta hai ke woh kehta hai ke very good to woh us ko bahot galiyaan deta hai .. phir agey jata hai to waha per berger wala khera hota hai woh usey kehta hai ke yaaar mere dukan main aag lag gayee hai to woh kehta ahi ke very good to burger wala usey bahot galiyaan deta hai ... phir woh agey jata ahi to wwaha per boxer ro raha hota hai to woh boxer se poochta ahi ke kia hoa to woh kehta ahi ke meree maan(mother) mer gayee ahi to woh kehta ahi very good to phir boxer us ko itna marta ahi ke woh maar hi jata ahi ............................................................................
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Question: what is a difference between stress,tension and panic ?
Answer: stress is when wife is pregnant , tension is when girl friend inpregnant and panic is when both are pregnant

aik sardaar apne dost se yaar hamari gaon mai bari kothi hai us mai aik khaas baat hai wo khaas baat yeh hai ke us mai theen swimming pool hain dost heraangi se theen pool haan yaar aik pool mai garam paani sardiyon mai banda garam paani se nahaye doosre pool mai thanda paani garmion mai banda thande paani se nahaye tho dost yaar teesara pool? wo kiss lia? sardaarji wo pool khaali hai dost wo kuen yaar kabhi nahi bhi nahane ka dil karta.

What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

aik andha hota hai aik langra hota hai aur aik nanga hata hai, andha kehta hai woh dekho samny pahar per larai ho rahe hai , langra kehta hai aao jaldi say bhag chely ,nanga kehta hai yar dehan say khein kapry na phat jayan,haaaaaaa

Following Three-Word Pharases can be tools to help develop every relationship?.
01) Let me help.
02) I understand you.
03) I respect you.
04) I miss you.
05) Maybe you?re right.
06) Please forgive me.
07) I thank you.
08) Count me on
09) I?ll be there.
10) Go for it.
11) I love you.
When spoken sincerely, these statements often have the power to develop new friendships, deepen old ones and even bring healig to relationships that have soured.


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there were 3 married women each one of them was discussing about the dress they are going to wear in the party where all of the women will go toghether 1st women to the 2nd women..what are u going to wear 2nd replies my husbands hair colour is red so iam going to wear red clothes now the 2nd asked to the 3rd what r u going to wear?3rd women: my husband is without hair so its mean i should not wear the clothes ?

There are always three speeches, for every one you actually gave. The one you practiced, the one you gave, and the one you wish you gave.


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One day an old lady was sitting at her old home with her old dog. A fairy suddenly pops up next to her. It tells her, You have lived a good life. I will now grant you three magic wishes.

The old women thinks for a minute, and then makes up her mind. She says, My first wish is that I will be young and beautiful again. POOF! She is.

My second wish is that I am very rich and live in a mansion. POOF! Her tattered, old house becomes a magnificent mansion, and she is the richest person in the world.

My third wish is that my old dog will become a handsome young man and will be deeply in love with me. POOF! The old, mangy dog becomes what she wishes,a handsome man, with a beautiful face, and tender longing eyes.

He then leans over and whispers into her ear, Honey, aren--t you sad you got me fixed?



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