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Museum Administrator: That is a 500-year-old statue you have broken..

Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

A lifetime thought:
Always try your best
2 get whatever u love..
Otherwise....
u will b forced
2 love whatever u get.

Thought for the lifetime -

If you wait to be happy

you will wait forever.

But if you start to be happy

you will be happy forever.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
""Treat everyone with politeness,
even those who are rude to you,
not because they are not nice,
but because YOU are nice!

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling,
but I realised tat loving a friend is even better,
we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and was found guilty.
Just before he was taken away, the man looked the judge in the eye and said, ""Would it be okay if I called you a son of a bitch?""
The judge?s face went red and he roared, ""It most certainly would not! I?d add another two years onto your sentence!""
The defendant nodded and then asked, ""Would it be okay if I THOUGHT you were a son of a bitch?""
The judge was becoming very annoyed but replied, ""Yes, I suppose that would be okay. I obviously have no control over your thoughts.""
The defendant smiled and said, ""Well, in that case, judge, I think you are a son of a bitch!""

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-- don--t kip ur dreamsin ur eyes, they may fall as tears. kip them in ur heart so that every heart beat REMINDS U About that dream. so smile my friends




SALAM FROM INDIA ( MUMBAI )

Thought of the day:
There is only 1 difference between Dream & Aim: Dream requires effortless sleep where
as
Aim requires Sleepless effort.