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When God takes away something from ur hands don't think he's punishing u. He's just leaving u empty handed to receive something better. Gud Day!

Jeeto: What do you think about our love?

Santa: Try to count the starts in the sky.

Jeeto: Wow! So it's infinite!

Santa: No baby, it's a waste of time!

Santa: I think Banta will be in hospital for another week.

Jeeto: Pretty ill?

Santa: Oh no - pretty nurse!

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Think twice before you speak... you'd be able to say something more Insulting!

Cover the hood of your victim's car with think plastic sheet, tucking the edges well under the hood so that it's not visible in first instance. Then paint some funny graffiti or message on the plastic with paints. Hide nearby to see your victim's face when they see the "damage."

Husband: Another new dress? Where do you think I'm going to get the money from to pay for it?

Wife: That's your business. I didn't marry you to give you financial consultation!

Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects

I tried to figure out why you mean so much to me. I couldn't think of a single reason because there are just too many.

Love you, honey!