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I want to send to some thing special
to make you smile but post man said
I must get out of the post box...

The only thing worse than being alone,
is being with you.

The thing that weighs most heavily in the balance
(of good deeds) is a good attitude.

There is only one thing I wish to say
There is only one day left for Valentine day
Let all the lovers of the world unite
Let there be peace and love in everyone""s sight
Let the kisses flow smoothly like a stream
Let everyone meet the men and women of their dreams
Let everyone get a lovers valentine card
Even sending one yourself is not very hard
This day of love when you cannot say no
Telling your sweetheart that you love them so
Say it with flowers and say it with all your love
Say it with chocolates or with two white doves
Just show all your love on Valentine Day...

The most important thing you fixed
Was on your day of leisure
When you fixed your eyes on me
That day i will always treasure
I love you
*** Happy Anniversary ***

The worst thing in life is 'ATTACHMENT'
it hurts wen u lose it.
the best thing in life is 'LONELINESS'
bcz it teaches u evrythng
& wen u lose it,u get evrythng.

I Feel Some Thing In My Heart
It`s Like A Little Flame
Every Time I See You
This Flame Lights Up
This Flame Is Special For You
Because I Love You !

Weve gone our own way, our lives grew apart, & weve made a life wiv another, but despite of how far apart we grew, 2 me there still is no other!

If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.

You see today I was thinking how to think because thinking is a very good thing to do and one must do it almost everyday. So I finally started thinking how to think and then came to the decision that thinking is done by communicating with your brain. Now if you take out your brain out of your head then you die so how to then communicate with your brain? Then a wise man told me to write brain on a piece of paper. I wrote B R A I N. then he asked me what ?B? stands for and I replied that it stands for Bastard. He smiled a bit and then asked what does ?R? stand for and I replied by saying that it stands for Rani. He wondered a bit and then asked me what does ?A? stand for and I replied by saying that it stands for Addicted. He surprised a bit and then asked what ?I? stands for and I replied by saying that it stands for Irritate. He laughed a bit and then asked what ?N? stands for and so I replied to him by saying that it stands for Nurse. But when I asked him why did he ask me to tell him so many things he replied by stating that I thought of what the letters in the word brain stands for without thinking that I was thinking and I replied by saying oh so that is how you actually think. You see that is how I started doing thinking.

A man is walking home through a park one night after a fancy dress party. While he is walking home he feels the need to s**t so he crouches down on the grass and does his business.

Just as he is finishing he sees a policeman walking towards him.

He covers the s**t with his hat. When the policeman arrives he asks the man, What have you go under there?

The man replies, I just caught the fastest thing in the world.

The policeman says, Let me have a look.

The man replies, As I said, it--s the fastest thing in the world. If I take the hat off it it will get away.

The policeman tells the man, Take the top hat off and as soon as you do I will catch it.

The man replies, OK if you insist.

When the man lifts the top hat the policeman tries to grab it and gets a handful of s**t.

What--s this? he screams at the man. I told you it was the fastest thing in the world. the man replies, But you sure scared the s**t out of it.
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A man is walking home through a park one night after a fancy dress party. While he is walking home he feels the need to s**t so he crouches down on the grass and does his business...

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If I have given a chance to change one thing in this world,Ill change the order of alphabets and place U and I together...