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Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi,
Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta
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Husband:tu Kutti
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Wife:tu Kutta
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Bacha masumiat se bola
or me “TOMI”

Mehfil Lagi Thi Bad'Duaon Ki, Hum Ne Bhi Dil se
Kaha, Usy Ishq Ho..! Usy Ishq Ho..! Usy Ishq Ho..!

Pappu ko Heart ki bimari thi…
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Doctor ne namak na khane ki salah di..
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Pappu ki biwi hamesha pappu khayal
rakhne lagi..
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Pappu bhi bahot sawdhani rakhne
laga..
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Samay pe khana,
sona, uthna, dr. ki batai exercise
karna, khane mein namak bilkul na
lena,
regular aur samay pe dawayi lena..
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Par achanak ek din subah wo pappu
bathroom ke darwaje pe mara hua
mila..
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Sab hairan the ki itni sawdhani ke
baad aisa kaise ho gaya..??
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Post martam ki report aayi to pataa
chala..
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Uske Toothpaste mein ‘Namak’ tha…
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Kya aapke toothpaste mein
namak hai.. ??
from COLGATE ACTIVE SALT.. :-D

Bohat Dino Se Thi Ye Asman Ki Saazish.
Aj Puri Hui Iski ye Khuwahish..
Bheeg lo Apno ko Yaad Ker K..
Mubarak Ho jumma ki Ye pehli Barish..!

Happy Rainy Day!

Kuch tum se mohabat aisi thi.
Hum batein karna bhool gaye!
Kuch or hi hum ne keh dala.
Jo kehna tha wo bhool gaye!
Hum ne to kaha tha lout aana.
Par tum to aana bhool gaye!
Huwi Rat, falak par tary thy.
Hum diya jalana bhool gaye!
Mein sahil par betha hi raha.
Tum kashti lana bhool gaye!
Ab kaisa gila main tum se karon.
Jab naseeb hi mujh ko bhool gaye!
Hum tum se khafa bethy hi rhe.
Tum hum ko mana'na bhool gaye. :

Tu thi paas tab tha ek bahana jeene ka,
Ab tu nahi to is zindagi ko bhi khair jeena kya!
Ab to teri yadon mein hi hai mashgul hum,….
Khair woh baat alag ki har lamho mein bante hai
april fool hum

Kuch Pal Ke Lamhe Ab Ke Saal Me Hai,
Hum Unke Aur Wo Mere Khayal Me Hai,
Tanha The Pahle Hum Beparwah Thi Zindgi,
Ab Fikr Lagi Rahti Hai Wo Kis Hal Me.