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Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember
that true friendship never dies although we may change &
drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

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Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:


A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat



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Phone a friend?


Ring me! I will tell you!

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, ""I know the whole truth"". The boy decides to go home and try it out.
He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, ""I know the whole truth.""
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, ""Just don-t tell your father.""
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, ""I know the whole truth.""
The father promptly hands him $40 and says, ""Please don-t say a word to your mother.""
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, ""I know the whole truth.""
The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, ""Then come give your FATHER a big hug.""

You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar

You=cute
You=hot
You=sweet
You=happy
Me=liar

Jo 1 galati kare wo anjna
Jo 2 galati kare wo nadan
Jo 3 galati kare wo shaitan
Jo galati pe galati kare wo Hindustan
Jo Har galati maaf kare wo Pakistan

We All Love You PAKISTAN.

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A lot of people will walk in and out of your life but only true people will leave footprints in your heart****...
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Kashti toofan se nikal sakti ha

I am just thankful to all of you who are sharing their great thoughts here with all of us. I know its not easy those day to spare the time for friends since the Education, Business and Job even work for House wife every thing with the life is turning so demanding and quick but still some friends are around and I am very glad to say that they are real friend. Love you all. Thnaks
send msg on 0301-7600913/0321-7356533 or on danish7600@yahoo.com for msg frnshp
Danish
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Three Ways of fast Communication

1: Television

2: Telephone

3: Tell-a-women



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When the girls wear tight fittings,

Neither they are comfortable,

Nor

Boys are comfortable...


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Internet
Telephone
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3 fastest ways of communication are
1. Tele-phone
2. Tele-vision
and
3. Tell-a-woman

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name


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