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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, an amazing funny effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.

Maths teacher to santa,if u had 1000Rs
in your pocket and 1000Rs in the other pocket ,
wat would u think ?
Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.

My maths teacher told me 1'hour=60 mins. &
1'min=60'secs. but she never told me that
1'sec. without a FRIEND like u is equal to 100'years.

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kids: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo tou aap ko pata chal jayega…

(Please skip this if you don-t understand Hindi Language)

Bholaji is the english teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the english class.This is what transpires :

Bholaji : ""Bolo bachon GADHA""
Students (in chorous) : ""GADHA ""

Bholaji : ""Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA""
Students (in chorous) : ""GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA""

Bholaji : ""Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN""
Students (in chorous) : ""GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MEIN""

Bholaji : ""Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN, MERE PECHE SAARA DESH""
Students (in chorous) : ""GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH""

By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the principal and shouts at him ""What is this Bholaji teaching his students. He is supposed to be taking an english class and what he is saying is GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH.

The principal too is shocked, the famous english teacher doing this.
Principal : ""Bholaji what nonsense are you telling these students ""GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH"".
Bholaji : ""Yes i was telling all this in class, but i was only teaching the students the spelling of ASSASSINATION. ASS - ASS - I - NATION (GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH)

1 teacher baccho say khaty hai kay main 1 word urdu main boloon gi app is ko english main translate karyah ga tu bachay khatay hai kay ok teacher pochay teacher khaty hai kay kam houa houa or hota hi chala gayah tu ek student ko khara karty hai or khaty hai kay is ki translate karoo tu bacha khata hai kay the work is done done done dana dan

Teacher Ne Student Se Poocha Tum Kal School Kyun Nahi Aaye Thay.. Stundent Ne Kaha.. Main Gir Gaya Tha Aur Mujey Lag Gayi Thi.. Teacher Ne Phir Poocha Kahan Gir Gaye Thay Aur Kiya Lag Gayi Thi.. Student Ne Kaha Palang(bed)Pe Gir Gaya Tha Aur Aankh Lag Gayi Thi.. ;)