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Some Like Sunday,
Some like Monday,
But i like One Day
And that is Independence Day

Santa: Today is Sunday and I wanna enjoy,
so I bought three movie tickets
Jeeto: Why three?
Santa: For u and ur parents...

Some like Sunday Some like Monday,
But i like Your Birthday.
Happy Birthday my sweetheart

From mon...2 sunday
Jan...2 dec...
Birth...2 death
My feelings about u will never change...
2 me u were n will be a SWEETHEART

Do Bewaqoof(Two Fools) Talking To Each Other...
1st One: Tum Kiss Din Payda hoye?(On Which Day Have U Born?)
2nd One: Sunday(Itwaar Ko).
1st One: Mujhe Bewaqoof Samjha Hai Kiya! Sunday Ko To Chutti Hoti Hai. (What Do U Think M I Fool! I Know On Sunday Its Off).
HAHAHAHA :)

One beautiful Sunday morning, a minister announced to his congregation: My good people, I have here in my hands three sermons, a $100 sermon that lasts five minutes, a $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, and a $10 sermon that lasts a full hour.
Now, we will take the collection and see which one I will deliver.

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.


Aftab khan (From: islamabad)

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.



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