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Ijunoon
Suicide
Robert: Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liya
AJIT: Ise maar ke police station ke saamne rakh dou.
Aur iske badan par ek sui chubha dou.
Robert: Par sui kyon, boss!
AJIT: Bewakoof! Police yeh samjhegi ki suicide hua hai!
AJIT: Ise maar ke police station ke saamne rakh dou.
Aur iske badan par ek sui chubha dou.
Robert: Par sui kyon, boss!
AJIT: Bewakoof! Police yeh samjhegi ki suicide hua hai!
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Dec 12, 2017 at 23:12
Category: miscellaneous
Social Wall / Photos
Owais Kareem
A Suicide Attack, And Last Few Words Of A Dying Child
A suicide attack, and last few words of a dying child "I am going to tell everything to Allah ji "...... ya Allah bless the Ummah of your beloved Prophet (SAWW)... please don''t scroll down with out typing " Ameen"..
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Dec 16, 2016 at 19:12
Category: photos
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Social Wall / Photos
Owais Kareem
A Suicide Attack, And Last Few Words Of A Dying Child
A suicide attack, and last few words of a dying child "I am going to tell everything to Allah ji "...... ya Allah bless the Ummah of your beloved Prophet (SAWW)... please don''t scroll down with out typing " Ameen"..
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Dec 16, 2016 at 05:12
Category: photos
Sms / Marital Woes
Sehar Saeed
Marriage And Suicide
It--s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It--s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
It--s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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Feb 08, 2015 at 11:02
Category: marital-woes
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Iqra Raheem
Santa: I Broke Down And Cried When My Wife Tried To Commit Suicide.
Santa: I broke down and cried when my wife tried to commit suicide.
Banta: It's natural - every guy would do that.
Santa: Quite right! That's the nicest thing she's ever attempted for me!
Banta: It's natural - every guy would do that.
Santa: Quite right! That's the nicest thing she's ever attempted for me!
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Oct 26, 2014 at 06:10
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Abdul Ghaffar
Heights Of Friendship: Santa Commiting Suicide, Someone Aske...
Heights of Friendship: Santa commiting suicide, someone asked the reason. He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't
live without my friend.
live without my friend.
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Oct 08, 2014 at 20:10
Category: SantaBanta
Sms / Encouragement
Shahbaz Ishaq
2 Lovers Plan A Suicide
2 lovers plan a suicide. Boy jumped first. Gal closed her eyes n returned back saying: Luv is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying: Luv never dies
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Sep 09, 2011 at 15:09
Category: encouragement
Sms / Love
Shahbaz Ishaq
Heart Touching Suicide Note
Heart Touching Suicide Note
Written By A Boy
To His Love Who Never Accepted His Love.
Written By A Boy
To His Love Who Never Accepted His Love.
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Jun 16, 2011 at 11:06
Category: love
Sms / Quotes
Waseem Mughal
Suicide Is Man's
Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."
Bill Maher
Bill Maher
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Oct 07, 2010 at 15:10
Category: quotes
Sms / Funny
Sham
2 Lovers Plan To Suicide.
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
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Apr 21, 2007 at 10:04
Category: funny
Sms / Missing You
Unknown
Suicide Bomber
Banta joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications.
He lands up in the enemy--s camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now?
Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers.
Banta: Sir now there are 25 can I do it now?
Boss: Wait for more.
Banta: Sir, now I am in a midst of 100 soldiers, can I suicide now?
Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don--t worry about your family, we will look after.
Banta pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest.
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He lands up in the enemy--s camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now?
Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers.
Banta: Sir now there are 25 can I do it now?
Boss: Wait for more.
Banta: Sir, now I am in a midst of 100 soldiers, can I suicide now?
Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don--t worry about your family, we will look after.
Banta pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: Missing You
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