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WIFE: Meri shadi to Study ki waja se late hue apki shadi kyun late hue.?
Husband: Main "SADQA" bohat kasrat se diya kerta tha..!
WIFE: Shadi se "SADQAY" Ka kiya taluk..??
Husband: Sadqa balaon ko talta hai
bas ek Mah Sadqa dena bhool gaya
phir usi maheny Shadi hogai...hahahahahahahahahaha.,.

Sardar sheeshay kai samnay beth kar study krta tha,

kisi nai waj puchi to Sardar bola is kee 3 wajohaat hain.

1. Revision bhee sath sath ho jati hai

2. apnay oper nazar bhee rehtee hai

3. combined study bhee ho jaate hai.

A last ball six
A last ball wkt
A last min goal
A last min move often wins d game.
thats why
"WE"
r stil confident that
A Last night study can win an exam:-)

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB,
while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger!
Catch another fool!

Sardars always study
in front of a mirror bcos
it helps saving revision time.
2) he can keep a watch on himself.
3) he likes combined studies.!

Why Study For Exams....
Are they not about what you know,
not about how much you can cram into
your head the night before?

STUDY=FAIL

This is a mathematical proof which I acciedently achieved while I was studying i.e preparing to fail ,

Study = Fail

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Proof :

Why I am not studying ?
Because :
No Study = Fail ....................... ( I )
Study = No Fail ...................... ( II )
By Combining ( I ) & ( II ) :
=====> ( No Study + Study ) = ( No Fail + Fail )
By Taking ( Study ) as a common factor in the left hand side
And Taking ( Fail ) as a common factor in the right hand side
=====> Study ( No + 1) = Fail (No + 1 )
By Dividing both sides by ( No + 1)
=====> Study = Fail , Hence Proved!

SO I ADVISE YOU TO STOP STUDING

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying................ When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied............
Oye! higher studies yaar.....................




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