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KU s Student:
Agar Nariyal K Darakht Py Charh Jao
To Kia NED Ki Larkian Dikhen Gi?
Dost:
Han Or Hath Chhor De Ga To
Dow Medical Ki Bi Dikh Jayen Gi

Teacher to Student:
How many planets are there?
Student:
Mercury,venus,earth,mars.........
Teacher or sunao?
Student:
Bus fit fat....
Madam ap sunain?

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
'Head, I go to sleep.'

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study:p

WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study:p

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
'Head, I go to sleep.'

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study:

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . .

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
""mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere paas kya hai?"".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.â€‌
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study...