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A Senior student during ragging says:
""On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife.""
Junior: ""Ok fine sir,
but i'm going to marry ur sister!""

You might be a student if... (part 1)

1.If you have ever price shopped for Top
Ramen.

2.If you live in a house with three couches,
none of which match.

3.If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced
meal.

4.If you have ever written a check for
45 cents.

5.If you have a fine collection of domestic
beer bottles.

6.If you have ever seen two consecutive
sunrises without sleeping.

7.If your glass set is composed of McDonald-s
Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (ie. Olympic
Dream Team I or II).

8.If your underwear supply dictates the time
between laundry loads.

9.If you cannot remember when you last
washed your car.

10.If you can pack your worldly possesions
into the back of a pick-up (one trip).

You might be a student if... (part 2)

11.If you have ever had to justify yourself
for buying Natural Light.

12.If your bed time is no longer 10:00 PM,
but 3:00 AM.

13.If you consider pizza one of the four
major food groups.

14.If you consider the other three to be
beer, McDonalds, and candy.

15.If you-ve ever missed a class to watch
Ricki Lake.

16.Or play Quake.

17.If you-ve ever sent e-mail to the people
you live with.

18.If you refer to your meal card as ""plastic.""

19.If you-ve ever spent a good hour searching
for your student I.D. just so you could get
that one dollar off at the movies.

20.If you-ve ever stayed up all night just so
you wouldn-t sleep through your morning class.

sir nay bola yasir say kal application likar ana yasir nay bola yes sir hum holiday ki application likar aja haan gay (next day) yasir hi nahi aya
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1 teacher baccho say khaty hai kay main 1 word urdu main boloon gi app is ko english main translate karyah ga tu bachay khatay hai kay ok teacher pochay teacher khaty hai kay kam houa houa or hota hi chala gayah tu ek student ko khara karty hai or khaty hai kay is ki translate karoo tu bacha khata hai kay the work is done done done dana dan

Teacher Ne Student Se Poocha Tum Kal School Kyun Nahi Aaye Thay.. Stundent Ne Kaha.. Main Gir Gaya Tha Aur Mujey Lag Gayi Thi.. Teacher Ne Phir Poocha Kahan Gir Gaye Thay Aur Kiya Lag Gayi Thi.. Student Ne Kaha Palang(bed)Pe Gir Gaya Tha Aur Aankh Lag Gayi Thi.. ;)

Student:I do not want to do my Maths any more?
Dad:WHY?
Student:Beacuse my new teacher does not know how to add.Yesterday,she said that 7+3=10.Today,she told us that 8+2=10.Can-t she make up her mind.

Teacher apny student say kehta hay kay mujhy is sentence ka english mai tranlate bataoo( gooliyaan sadar bazaar main chal rahi hain ) tu srudent nay jawad diya kay the tablets are running in president bazaar .phir teacher nay usy doosra sentence dia (kaam hoa or hota chala gaya tu student nay jawad dia the work is done and done danaa dun dun .

do dost kafe aarse bad milte hain to aik dosre se poochta he or sunao yar tumhare FSC clear ho gaye ya nahi dosra dost sharma kar nahi yar wo MATRIC clear mangte hain

A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt, pants and socks.
The teacher, alarmed, approached him and asked what is going on?

I am only following the instructions -- the test paper states, answer the questions in brief.----








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Teacher asks childern,
what do u wish to be in future?
Ali: I want 2 be a pilot

Amir: i want 2 be a doctor

Tina: I want to be a good mother

Asif: I want 2 help Tina

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Teacher says to draw A Picture on a Cow eating grass
After some time she asks is it over
Student : says YES
Teacher saw it
And asks where is the grass
Student : Cow ate it
Then She asks where is the Cow
Student : Cow ate the grass and went away

Teacher:
U idiots! At Your Age, Einstein Ranked First in Class. What about You???

Student:
Sir, At Your Age, Hitler Committed Suicide..! What about You???

Teacher to student:mracho ma kon sa vatiman huta hai? Student:sir vatiman c teacher:prove that? Student:sir jo b mrach ko kata hai ce ce ke voice nekalta hai.